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Personal Defense against Cryptids: Just how seriously do you take your safety?
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I have used Oregon Laser Cast for many years. They are advertised as having silver in them. Larry
Some people watch too many old movies.
Since it's April 1st and I went nowhere and did nothing nobody fooled me. I took this thread as a tongue in cheek fun thing and the date didn't even cross my mind.
It really is different. If I knew that the forces of the unknown were out and about I'd up my EDC to an AR.
Problem. Weapon.
Outlaws. Handguns. Shotguns.
Terrorists. Rifles. Shotguns.
Foreign invaders. Rifles.
Corrupt government agents. Garlic. Isn't that a reeking redundancy, anyway? Great pun if I say so myself.
Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland Raiders. Mel Gibson.
Any others? Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, and Jason Statham.
Cryptids? Silver bullets in any gun. Where is the Lone Ranger when you need him?
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My good friend Zorg, who is an intelligent gas from the planet Tralfalmadore, assures me that there are no remaining undiscovered land creatures on earth large enough or otherwise virulent enough to pose a significant threat to humanity. He wouldn't lie about something like that. He did, however, say that the Tasmanian Tiger still exists in the wild and if you hang around Tasmania a lot you should be prepared for that. However, any decent caliber firearm will do the job on them if you can hit with it. They are hard to hit but not hard to kill.
What is the box thing that the Ghostbusters slide under paranormal beings that suck them in called?
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It's simply called a Ghost Trap. Yeah, I know, it's weird that in a series with so much thought into coming up with unique/interesting Sci-fi names for their equipment such as Proton Packs, Nutrona Wands, and Positron Colliders would have such a simple name for their traps, but that's the way it is.
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The Lone Ranger went onto hiding when he found out Kemosabe meant "the area on a horse under its tail."
I thought only the mobsters put garlic in their .22 hollow points.
I thought only the mobsters put garlic in their .22 hollow points.
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We can save our souls and defend against the devil, but can’t always keep our bodies alive.
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What do you do when you run across the tracks of a huge animal in reality that with your knowledge and experience of animal tracks does not exist yet there they are on the ground in front of you? I'm not talking about "Big Foot" but a huge track that seems to be a "cross" between several types of animals with similarities but not identical to any known animal but are easily four to five times the size of any bear in the area? The spacing between the tracks were just short of six feet like it was bi-pedal. They had some characteristics of a HUGE cat, but were well over 14 inches across and 4" deep but showed nail impressions in the front of the pads like a big Alaskan Brown Bear leaves. I am serious here as this actually happened to my best friend and I in the pine barrens of south Arkansas. No, we never saw anything but I know it sure scared the heck out of two teenagers out in the woods.
My best friend and I spent many days tracking animals including deer, bob cats, rabbits and black bear in southern Arkansas but we never ran across anything like those tracks before or after. To be honest, I had no idea what it was and sure did not want to run into it armed with nothing between us but a pocket knife. Those tracks made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end!
Anyone know how to calculate height and weight from those 6' strides and 14" prints 4" deep impressions into hard soil? You may wonder how I estimated the width of the track? I spread my hands doubled, 5"+5" with approximately 2" left on each side of my wide spread hands. At the time my hands measured 5" across; I checked.
Below is the track of a Bengal Tiger. Next is the pic of an Alaskan Brown Bear's front paws. After years of searching what we saw seemed to have similarities of both mixed but with the claw impressions in front of the pad marks similar to the front pad marks of the Brown Bear. Nothing like that I know of roams the Arkansas landscape that walks on two legs with a six foot stride. It has been to many years ago so I don't remember if it was four or five toes showing on the pad. If you see those tracks DON'T CALL ME!!!
My best friend and I spent many days tracking animals including deer, bob cats, rabbits and black bear in southern Arkansas but we never ran across anything like those tracks before or after. To be honest, I had no idea what it was and sure did not want to run into it armed with nothing between us but a pocket knife. Those tracks made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end!
Anyone know how to calculate height and weight from those 6' strides and 14" prints 4" deep impressions into hard soil? You may wonder how I estimated the width of the track? I spread my hands doubled, 5"+5" with approximately 2" left on each side of my wide spread hands. At the time my hands measured 5" across; I checked.
Below is the track of a Bengal Tiger. Next is the pic of an Alaskan Brown Bear's front paws. After years of searching what we saw seemed to have similarities of both mixed but with the claw impressions in front of the pad marks similar to the front pad marks of the Brown Bear. Nothing like that I know of roams the Arkansas landscape that walks on two legs with a six foot stride. It has been to many years ago so I don't remember if it was four or five toes showing on the pad. If you see those tracks DON'T CALL ME!!!
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Well, if they do then that is the one part of the human anatomy that should never be eaten! (Why? Because human brain tissue is absolutely soaked with prion proteins which are thee principal cause of 'laughing disease' (or kuru) from which many of the world's cannibals have been known to suffer.) Another thing: Several years ago, now, I read a report from one government health agency, or another that said biologists are presently able to isolate and mutate cells infected with the common rabies virus.
Thereafter these mutant cells can be used to inoculate human beings and cause people to exhibit (ready?) zombie-like behaviors which include demonstrations of super human strength, utter fearlessness, and other bizarre cravings for things like eating human flesh.
(Who could make stuff like this up!)
Could a Zombie Apocalypse Really Happen? | LewisGale Physicians
7 Things You Didn’t Know About a Zombie Apocalypse
Only 'zombies' I'm aware of are the ones that live under overpasses, in cardboard boxes and on subject, I only carry when I feel where I'm going to (high crime inner city hood) requires it. Out here in flyover country, the need to carry is almost nil.
I don't carry just to carry and yes I have a CCW.
I don't carry just to carry and yes I have a CCW.
What do you do when you run across the tracks of a huge animal in reality that with your knowledge and experience of animal tracks does not exist yet there they are on the ground in front of you? I'm not talking about "Big Foot" but a huge track that seems to be a "cross" between several types of animals with similarities but not identical to any known animal but are easily four to five times the size of any bear in the area? The spacing between the tracks were just short of six feet like it was bi-pedal. They had some characteristics of a HUGE cat, but were well over 14 inches across and 4" deep but showed nail impressions in the front of the pads like a big Alaskan Brown Bear leaves. I am serious here as this actually happened to my best friend and I in the pine barrens of south Arkansas. No, we never saw anything but I know it sure scared the heck out of two teenagers out in the woods.
My best friend and I spent many days tracking animals including deer, bob cats, rabbits and black bear in southern Arkansas but we never ran across anything like those tracks before or after. To be honest, I had no idea what it was and sure did not want to run into it armed with nothing between us but a pocket knife. Those tracks made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end!
Anyone know how to calculate height and weight from those 6' strides and 14" prints 4" deep impressions into hard soil? You may wonder how I estimated the width of the track? I spread my hands doubled, 5"+5" with approximately 2" left on each side of my wide spread hands. At the time my hands measured 5" across; I checked.
Below is the track of a Bengal Tiger. Next is the pic of an Alaskan Brown Bear's front paws. After years of searching what we saw seemed to have similarities of both mixed but with the claw impressions in front of the pad marks similar to the front pad marks of the Brown Bear. Nothing like that I know of roams the Arkansas landscape that walks on two legs with a six foot stride. It has been to many years ago so I don't remember if it was four or five toes showing on the pad. If you see those tracks DON'T CALL ME!!!
I won't. I'll shoot it and mount it on the wall with the rest of my trophy mounts,
SchemaEnigma
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So, let me understand...
Another thing: Several years ago, now, I read a report from one government health agency, or another that said biologists are presently able to isolate and mutate cells infected with the common rabies virus.
Thereafter these mutant cells can be used to inoculate human beings and cause people to exhibit (ready?) zombie-like behaviors which include demonstrations of super human strength, utter fearlessness, and other bizarre cravings for things like eating human flesh.
(Who could make stuff like this up!)
Could a Zombie Apocalypse Really Happen? | LewisGale Physicians
7 Things You Didn’t Know About a Zombie Apocalypse
You are saying Zombies should not eat brains because, based on medical research, they might get sick?
What do you do when you run across the tracks of a huge animal in reality that with your knowledge and experience of animal tracks does not exist yet there they are on the ground in front of you? I'm not talking about "Big Foot" but a huge track that seems to be a "cross" between several types of animals with similarities but not identical to any known animal but are easily four to five times the size of any bear in the area? The spacing between the tracks were just short of six feet like it was bi-pedal. They had some characteristics of a HUGE cat, but were well over 14 inches across and 4" deep but showed nail impressions in the front of the pads like a big Alaskan Brown Bear leaves. I am serious here as this actually happened to my best friend and I in the pine barrens of south Arkansas. No, we never saw anything but I know it sure scared the heck out of two teenagers out in the woods.
My best friend and I spent many days tracking animals including deer, bob cats, rabbits and black bear in southern Arkansas but we never ran across anything like those tracks before or after. To be honest, I had no idea what it was and sure did not want to run into it armed with nothing between us but a pocket knife. Those tracks made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end!
Anyone know how to calculate height and weight from those 6' strides and 14" prints 4" deep impressions into hard soil? You may wonder how I estimated the width of the track? I spread my hands doubled, 5"+5" with approximately 2" left on each side of my wide spread hands. At the time my hands measured 5" across; I checked.
Below is the track of a Bengal Tiger. Next is the pic of an Alaskan Brown Bear's front paws. After years of searching what we saw seemed to have similarities of both mixed but with the claw impressions in front of the pad marks similar to the front pad marks of the Brown Bear. Nothing like that I know of roams the Arkansas landscape that walks on two legs with a six foot stride. It has been to many years ago so I don't remember if it was four or five toes showing on the pad. If you see those tracks DON'T CALL ME!!!
5 toes is what they claim Beast of Bray road has.
Cryptids are unclassified creatures while Zombies are George Ramero’s creatures
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