Whatcha get for diluting your drinks with ice.
Cage's Joke O D day
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Whatcha get for diluting your drinks with ice.
I have been diagnosed with Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia and the doctors have said it is incureableTough news especially around the holiday season.
I recommend baked Alaska.
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Spajohn
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A baby seal walks into a club...
Chubbo
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A man walks into a bar, with an octopus draped over his shoulder. The bartender asks the man if he could help him. The man replies I'll bet $1000.00, that you can't find a musical instrument, that this octopus can't play. The bartender replies, I'll take that bet, and goes into the backroom, brings out a Bagpipe, and hands it to the octopus. The octopus ran his tentacles over the bagpipe for several minutes, and the bartender said, pay me! The owner of the octopus replied; be patient, give him a little time. When he figures out that he can't make love to that bagpipe, he'll play it.
ACORN
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A baby seal walks into a bar.
What'll you have asks the bartender.
Anything besides Canadian Club replied the seal.
What'll you have asks the bartender.
Anything besides Canadian Club replied the seal.
kozmic
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A guy walks into a bar crying his eyes out and began telling a story of how a beautiful woman accidently backed into a plane propeller at the airport. The bartender asked him what happened. He replied "Disaster".
Ivan the Butcher
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Three Irishmen walked out of a bar....
Hey! It could happen!
Hey! It could happen!
A cowboy walks into a saloon with a paper towel sticking out from under his Stetson. The bartender looks at him for a minute, then asks, "Do you know there's a paper towel sticking out from under your hat?"
"Yeah," says the cowboy, "there's a Bounty on my head."
"Yeah," says the cowboy, "there's a Bounty on my head."
