I haven't seen a movie this bad since......

[pharmer]

I had some time to kill after lunch so I clicked on an Amazon movie since Netflix "had issues." Scrolled through "free to me" and found "The Guns of Eden." Quite possibly the worst 92 minutes of my life I can't get back. Thumbnail: Ex-copchik goes with 3 friends camping and witnesses "white extremist, Christian, guncrazy, inbred, domestic terrorist LE agency kill a drug ring. Think Rambo with estrogen. I figure a $10K budget, $5K for the catering truck, $4K for the gun rentals and $20 each for the "actors." If'n the city fire inspector showed up earlier I could have saved myself the pain. No Oscar buzz here unless somebody sparks up the bong. Joe

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

Best "Bad Review" I've seen in a long time!

Ivan

 

[Pisgah]

And you watched the whole thing? Hmmm...

 

[venomballistics]

And you watched the whole thing? Hmmm...

that seems incomplete.
It should have read "And you watched the whole thing?, Is everything okay at home?"

 

[pharmer]

"And you watched the whole thing?, Is everything okay at home?"

Wife was out too. I always got into trouble when "unsupervised." Joe

 

[DWalt]

It couldn’t be any worse than Everything Everywhere All At Once. It would have made more sense if it was run backwards. Beyond belief that it won a best picture Oscar. The members of the Academy must all be crackheads. At least I did not pay to see it. My son rented it.

 

[Venom6]

Years ago I used to frequent a dark, nasty, second-hand shop to peruse the used DVD's. Mentioned once to the proprietor that "there's no such thing as a bad Western." He laughed and laughed, and spent the next two years proving to me repeatedly that I was wrong. Very wrong.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

My Dau reminded me we had a cable streaming freebie of Everything.
I don’t make it very far, about 10-15 minutes.
Then Dau admitted she didn’t see all of it either!

 

[Hair Trigger]

Best "Bad Review" I've seen in a long time!

Ivan

Yeah, made Siskel and Ebert look like amateurs.

And you watched the whole thing? Hmmm...

Only channel they had on the dayroom TV.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[Rudi]

They don't make bad movies like they used to.

 

[jeffrefrig]

For bad movies I go to METV at 8:00 PM on Sat. night. Most of the Svengoolie movies seem to be "rated" as B movies, but I'd go with a D. But mindless entertainment is usually better than whatever else is on.

 

[SMSgt]

For bad movies I go to METV at 8:00 PM on Sat. night. Most of the Svengoolie movies seem to be "rated" as B movies, but I'd go with a D. But mindless entertainment is usually better than whatever else is on.

But they're good bad movies.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Spending the night close to the hospital the night before my second child was to be born. Poor as a churchmouse. To kill time wife and I went to the movies . We sat through "Howard the Duck".We coulda gone to McDonalds instead

 

[lihpster]

For a good bad movie, that was meant to be a good bad movie, check out The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. Classic cult movie. Sort of.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I thought that "The Return of Sabata" would stay atop my all-time silver screen stinkers list until I survived 20 minutes of the "Ghostbusters" remake.

 

[GaryS]

I watched the 1956 film "Helen of Troy" this evening. Featured nice scenery and decent action scenes. Other than that, it was boring.

OTOH, I watched "San Quentin" with Pat O'Brien and Humphrey Bogart. Also Ann Sheridan. 1937 film, which was pretty entertaining.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Be careful not to step in this pile.

 

[pharmer]

"The Road" was painful. 2/3 of the way in I wanted 1 of the 2 remaining cartridges in the Model 10 for me. Who writes this stuff? Joe

 

[waffles]

Be careful not to step in this pile.

That one is painful. The number of deaths (including Wayne's) that have been chalked up to that movie is crazy. I loved John Wayne growing up, and even now I'll hold up The Searchers as one of the best American films full stop, it just sucks that a crummy retelling of a very interesting story is what did him in,