Question about women

[two-bit cowboy]

Never trust a woman who tells you how handsome you are.

She's buttering you up so she can fix everything she sees wrong with you.

 

[IAM Rand]

You must live somewhere psychedelic mushrooms are legal. Maybe I misread your post. Did you really say that our wives sit back and go, "My hubby knows alot, I will just sit back and listen to him."

Glad I wasn't drinking a beverage when I read that.

 

[oldbrownhat]

Never trust a woman who tells you how handsome you are.

She's buttering you up so she can fix everything she sees wrong with you.

On the other hand:

Do women ever sit back and think "my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him"

When I read that, my first thought was, "There's a story/event behind this that he's not telling us about."

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

You are here to move furniture, hang pictures, take out the garbage and unclog toilets not ask questions and pretend to think.

 

[s&wchad]

 

[Autonomous]

Let me say up front my wife tolerates my myriad peccadillos.

What frustrates me is her inability to take instruction or learn from me without a prolonged history lesson on why she thought otherwise and/or not wanting to believe it.
Some whack-job on YouTube or total stranger says something and it is gospel though.

 

[chief38]

Do women ever sit back and think "my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him"

I doubt it! Even if they did....... do you think they would ever admit it or tell us?!

 

[kozmic]

Let's ask this person>>>>>>>Shirley Ugest

 

[oldbrownhat]

Let me say up front my wife tolerates my myriad peccadillos. ...

I think I saw that on a menu in a Tex-Mex restaurant once

 

[BAM-BAM]

Do women ever sit back and think "my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him"

Like a man with a sense of humor!

 

[SnidelyWhiplash]

If you wanna get in deep trouble...show your wife this...

 

[arjay]

Worst business partner I ever had was my ex lol

 

[LVSteve]

Boy meets girl: "She's perfect. I want to
be with this creature all my life."

Girl meets boy: "I think I might be able
to improve him."

I know of two marriages where that script got flipped. Neither ended well.

 

[LVSteve]

You are here to move furniture, hang pictures, take out the garbage and unclog toilets not ask questions and pretend to think.

You left out killing spiders. (Though at this property it's been scorpions)

 

[Kevin J.]

Do women ever sit back and think "my man sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him"

Well I have to ask....

 

[Rotorhead1026]

Supposedly he actually said that!

 

[fiasconva]

I'd say about as often as us men say, "My woman sure knows a lot, maybe I should be quiet and listen to her."

 

[yaktamer]

This thread wouldn't be complete without this ...
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdEb_OOjkGY[/ame]

 

[Tom S.]

 

[pharmer]

Women are like pizza; round, but come in a square box, enjoyed in triangles. Pretty simple. Joe