Doug M.
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Question about women
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Years ago wife and I went to a good friends house to look at some uniform he just got. We both collected militaria. Ron was a famous PBR skipper in RVN and all round good guy. Looked at the uniform and as we were leaving wife said," its nice that he collects but it takes so much of his time". Ron did not miss a beat, he replied," well, would you rather he collect old military items or be bar hopping chasing women." She was speechless and believe it or not did not get any more grief about collecting…. Sadly Ron passed a few months ago…
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They're never wrong....they just change their mind.
Seems like I heard that in a Billy Joel song.
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Seems like I heard that in a Billy Joel song.
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SnidelyWhiplash
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Joe Stalin said he never lied when he broke any agreement…he simply changed his mind.
We are equally yoked. We are a matched set ideally suited for each other.
She is looking over my shoulder as I type this.
She is looking over my shoulder as I type this.
Maybe that's why my marriage didn't work out -- she was scrambled and I was over-easy.
My wife is incredible at following detailed instructions. I just wish she would follow mine just once when I ask for her help
Women want to keep you guessing.......
....My advice is don't bother and save yourself a lot of trouble. Which leads to the conclusion that men don't and shouldn't understand anything about women. Just accept that. Men, however, are easy to figure out.
....My advice is don't bother and save yourself a lot of trouble. Which leads to the conclusion that men don't and shouldn't understand anything about women. Just accept that. Men, however, are easy to figure out.
Yes, like two puzzle pieces....
If they are the same, then they don't fit together.
If they are the same, then they don't fit together.
SnidelyWhiplash
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Yes…with women an entire elaborate procedure has to be followed for any event. For a man she just has to show up naked and he's good to go.
Grayfox
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A woman marries a man with the intent to change him.
A few years later she want a divorce because he's not the man he used to be.
A few years later she want a divorce because he's not the man he used to be.
charlie sherrill
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My second wife, who I affectionately called "Demon" decided she want a new Thunderbird. It had to be black with tan interior, moon roof, all the latest stuff, and raised whitewall lettering on the tires. I ordered it. Right before delivery the salesman called and said they got everything right but at the time Ford did not offer raised whitewall letters on the tires. Demon threw a fit. She wanted her raised whitewall lettered tires. The T-Bird was still a few weeks away from delivery. I came home one evening and saw a perfectly good pile of ladies clothes on the bed and asked her why they were there. Her reply was "they are no longer in style" and I'm donating them to Goodwill. I remembered paying a lot of money for those unstylish clothes. The car was delivered to the dealership and we went to pick it up. It was a really nice car sans the raised white letters on the tires. She was getting ready to get cranked up about the tires and asked me where the raised white letters were. I told her you can't have them without buying a whole new set of tires costing a lot of extra money. "then do it" she said. I told her I couldn't and she asked why. I told her they were out of style. "Well why didn't you just tell me"? She drove the car off the lot and we lived happily ever after....until the divorce.
I put my first wife through law school.
The return on investment was basically a break-even.
I got a pro-bono divorce provided by some of her former classmates who she also managed to alienate.
The return on investment was basically a break-even.
I got a pro-bono divorce provided by some of her former classmates who she also managed to alienate.
I could write a big, long response to you guys but I won't waste my time.
You're no fun!
