Famous quotes throughout history as collected by Caje

[yaktamer]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you.

 

[Iggy]

Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how was Dallas?




Iggy's Dad:


The wind don't blow in Wyoming, it's just passing through.

 

[biku324]

"Some made the long drop from the apartment or the office window; some took it quietly in two-car garages with the motor running; some used the native tradition of the Colt or Smith and Wesson; those well-constructed implements that end insomnia, terminate remorse, cure cancer, avoid bankruptcy, and blast an exit from intolerable positions by the pressure of a finger; those admirable American instruments so easily carried, so sure of effect, so well designed to end the American dream when it becomes a nightmare, their only drawback the mess they leave for relatives to clean up." - Ernest Hemingway

 

[rwsmith]

I thought Custer said...

..."Where did all of those ******* Indians come from?"

 

[rwsmith]

Here's a few more...

"As you go through this training minefield, most of the mines in it are inert. Some of them, however, are ert." - Unknown drill instructor.

"There are always exceptions of thumb." - Smith

"Some of those old wives were pretty sharp." - Charlie Brown

"What a waste of life" - An existentialist on his deathbed

 

[BigBoy99]

"They can put you in jail for lying in court but not if you have a bad memory and can't recall."

Hillary Clinton

 

[pharmer]

"Seemed like a good idea at the time." Me. Joe

 

[Dave.357]

We were enjoying a cigar together.
Bill Clinton.

 

[A10]

"It depends on what the meaning of Is is...."

So many more from that guy

 

[Telecaster]

"Rule 1, Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule 2, it's all small stuff."

"Don't sweat the petty stuff; don't pet the sweaty stuff."

 

[Inusuit]

He was a good man. Hire another one.

Wild Rovers. Karl Malden

 

[zeke]

Who listens to you is more important than what your title is.

Beware of *** kissers, if you have to sit down quick you may get bit in the butt.

Better to reward those who fix mistakes, than punish those who made them.

 

[sceva]

Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..

Civil war Major General John Sedgwick

 

[CalifEd]

“Retreat, Hell! We just got here.”
Maine Capt. Lloyd W. Williams

 

[ladder13]

We need to be in NYC in the morning.

CPT Edward Smith

 

[16thVACav]

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

Hunter S. Thompson

 

[Jack Flash]

"Half the world laughs at the other half and both are fools." -Confucius

"It's bad luck to be superstitious." - unknown

 

[Protocall_Design]

Ancient Chinese proverb I just made up - "Experience is what you get right after you need it."

 

[75Vette]

"I don't like stuff that sucks."
Butthead

 

[djohns6]

I wouldn't call it famous , but it has stuck with me for almost 50 years ... My Line Foreman telling me " The hole is right there .. you just gotta get the dirt out of it ."