"Ease it down.....Ease it down.....Ease it down....JACK IT UP!....JACK IT UP!....JACK IT UP!" was my famous cry (from the blind side of a large pallet) to the jack-truck operator as he lowered it onto my foot.
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"We can't invade America because there is a gun behind every blade of grass". Never said.
Misquoting Yamamoto - FactCheck.org
Misquoting Yamamoto - FactCheck.org
Protocall_Design
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Ancient Chinese proverb I just made up - "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single credit card."
Lucnic
Member
Politicians are not born; they are excreted.
Marcus Tulius Cicero
Marcus Tulius Cicero
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
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CAJUNLAWYER
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"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Don't teach a man to fish... and feed yourself.
He's a grown man.
And fishing isn't that hard."
- Ron Swanson
Don't teach a man to fish... and feed yourself.
He's a grown man.
And fishing isn't that hard."
- Ron Swanson
nicky4968
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“We’re all going to die.” Jane Greer
“I know. I’m just going to be last.” Robert Mitchum
Out of the Past
“We’re all going to die.” Jane Greer
“I know. I’m just going to be last.” Robert Mitchum
Out of the Past
jrm53
Member
I was watching ALF on dish network last month and he quoted the current president "We have nothing to fear but fear its self" I clicked to see when it was made it was 1987. Jeff
Protocall_Design
Member
Ancient Chinese proverb I just made up - to a boss nobody liked, when he asked how we were doing - "We're having more fun than a barrel of managers!"
“Don’t give up the ship!”
It is commonly attributed to Captain Lawrence, but sometimes it seemed my Dad invented it. He was a firm believer in the principle of hangin’ in there.
It is commonly attributed to Captain Lawrence, but sometimes it seemed my Dad invented it. He was a firm believer in the principle of hangin’ in there.
.45 ACP , because shooting twice is silly.(Fort Polk drill sergeant in 1972)
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During a micromanager session, I told my manager, "The only thing I hate more than the 2-story house I now live in is working for you, Roy. You didn't have anything for me to do when I got here 2 years ago, and there is still nothing to do."
The real life of working for a government contractor at a DOE site.
The real life of working for a government contractor at a DOE site.
Grayfox
US Veteran
Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up. - My Dad. 
THE PILGRIM
Member
“We're surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them."
Attributed to Colonel Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller during the Chosin Reservoir campaign in Korea, November 1950.
Attributed to Colonel Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller during the Chosin Reservoir campaign in Korea, November 1950.
Alk8944
US Veteran
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll borrow your truck, boat, beer and equipment."
-Me
And if he brings it back , something will be broken or missing .
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