Florida is hot, 138* today. Gators in the lakes, sharks in the ocean. Nobody speaks English, prices are high, wages are low. Everything bites, stings or ***** on the lawn.
Traffic is horrendous, schools are bad, roads are always under construction. We keep picking up all the NY'ers wanting out and they are ******* on the lawn. Don't come or soon we'll steal another Congressional seat from your state. I've been meaning to go back to NJ from my 2 week vacation for almost 46 years now. Joe
Florida
is hot and humid but
not 138* even @ feels like temps...
Gators in the lakes OK , In Florida, alligator attacks are relatively rare, with an average of 6 to 10 attacks reported each year, don't mess with them they avoid you. Sharks sure, Florida average of 16 shark attacks per year.
Nobody speaks English? , yeah there is Spanish ,Haitian, New Yorkese, Yankeedom.
and in Miami Beach- Hebrew and N. Miami Russian, some of us do speak English.
It's a melting pot alright !
Everything bites, stings or craps on the lawn.
Traffic is horrendous, schools are bad, roads are always under construction.
Pythons' infestation in the swamps, Oh and yeah, the swamps
BUT we are the Gun shine State and no State Income tax, sale tax is about 6.5% average... Gas is $3 cheaper than Calif. and we don't have Gavin Numskull.
I'm a native son, and have experience many Hurricanes, don't forget Hurricanes, and World center for lighting strikes.
Florida does blow, but so many other places suck.