Sgt. Mike Viet Nam Humor

Don't iritate the engineers. They can make life rough. Can also make things easier. Needed some bolts for an aircraft one time. Ordered them and it was going to take about a month to get them. Went to engineering and they made them to spec for the USMC Camo cover (hat). Surprising what could get done for one of those.
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Sent you a video about the kid combat reporter over there. Had forgotten about him. He was in An Loc when we were there to get the T-54s
In the battle for An Loc they thought the T-54's would hold up against American fire power. They were wrong, but the city was pretty much destroyed in the process. The VC capital of SVN did not happen. I visited the SF camp at An Loc several times in 1970. Loc Ninh (also on Hwy. 13) was also a dangerous place.
 
Have known a few of these folks over the years. Not all were in the military......
We had a jet mechanic who was one of the best. He knew everything mechanically about the F4. There was one problem, no one would go around him when he was sober. He was a wreak. Give him a beer or two and he could fix anything. It was a shame, waste of a good talent.

We had a young fellow in the squadron at Beaufort who was an alcoholic. We were in the Enlisted club one Saturday and he finished off a case of Rolling Rock. We reported him and got him some help. Never did find out what happened to him.

We will not go into the guys who smoked. Some were funny and others were just plain mean.

Oh the fun we had.
 
In Vietnam there were basically 2 ways to deal with it, booze or pot, weed or heroin. Sadly way to many went the dope route, saw quite a few guys ruined their service records. Small heroin containers were everywhere on the ground. Knew one PFC that got severely injured by a 10 ton truck spare when it fell on him, weight few 100 pounds. Seems the medical could or would not prescribe treatment to help him so he went with heroin. Perhaps a way out as he was never seen after he was picked up in a drug test. The booze route was taken by most and there were some mean drunks. One night at the club this E-5 got smashed and started a fight. As usual it spread throughout the club. Was with 3 other Sp-4s having a beer when a chair flew through the air from this fight and hit 2 guys at another table that were just enjoying a beer. Well they naturally jumped into the fight. The 4 of us got on hands and knees and made our way to the front door. We got out crossed the road and sat on blast wall around a hootch watching as the fight spilled out of the front and back door of the club. Crazy drunk that started fight got thrown out back door. Rear of club was elevated about 15' feet due to being on a hill. He pulled the stairs away from back door and was laughing like a mad man. Problem was the "pissers" were only 20 feet behind club and the " run off" saturated the ground for 10 feet around them. Well the guys that got thrown out or attempted to run out back door fell into the pee saturated ground.
 
There is a term called Temporary Additional Duty (TAD) for when you are deployed to various places. We called TAD, Traveling Around Drunk. Once we were away from home base the drinkers were out in full force.
LOl, had forgotten "TAD" which in the Army was TDY, "Temporary Duty". Was on it to some ARVN unit and was no fun.
 
There is a term called Temporary Additional Duty (TAD) for when you are deployed to various places. We called TAD, Traveling Around Drunk. Once we were away from home base the drinkers were out in full force.

LOl, had forgotten "TAD" which in the Army was TDY, "Temporary Duty". Was on it to some ARVN unit and was no fun.
Tom Wolfe in the book "The Right Stuff" called it the "Drinking & Driving Club". On deployment we were the "Flying & Drinking Club".
 
My old hooch mate was stationed in Germany as a battery commander after Viet Nam. He told me that heroin use was rampant. What a shame. I always believed the massive amounts of that drug in RVN was introduced by the NVA to destroy discipline and moral. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but that's what I believe.
 

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