Why a Phase Pistol of course for close in work. If it can't get the job done then we move up to the Pulse Rifle.
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Milton
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"as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean " Man what memories that brings back--YUCK !!!!
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"as long as you don't get the ham and lima bean " Man what memories that brings back--YUCK !!!!
You must be talkin about C-Rats.
I could eat the Ham and Limas.
I had trouble with the Spaghetti cause we could never heat it. Not a big pasta guy to this day....
I simply would not eat the Ham and Eggs if road kill was available.
you don't need a gun for that riffraff. I would just tie the snakes together to make snares to catch the wild dogs and use them as bear bait. And if you braid the snakeropes good and stout they would be just dandy for lynching the bears.
You've always heard snakes are beneficial. Now you know that they could even save your life!!
What i wanna know is of "it" hits the fan, what sort of socks would you wear, huh?
You'll be using them socks a lot more than any gun, I assure ya!
I'm goin with unisex treking sox by Thorlos. Thick cushion. Yep: Thorlos® Camping Socks : The World's Best Foot Care! (I figure unisex so's I can swap with any attractive females in need I happen to encounter.)
You'll be using them socks a lot more than any gun, I assure ya!
I'm goin with unisex treking sox by Thorlos. Thick cushion. Yep: Thorlos® Camping Socks : The World's Best Foot Care! (I figure unisex so's I can swap with any attractive females in need I happen to encounter.)
JcMack
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According to "Swamp People" all I need is a .22/.22 mag rifle.
jlrhiner
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And not really in the greatest shape, either!
keith44spl
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Man, I hear that!!!
And ranch hands...Are the same way, they'll go after anything with a .22 rimfire.
Just shoot it anywhere, it'll kill 'em...Anywhere in the eye, that is!!!
Su Amigo,
Dave
You people aren't taking this question seriously, which is not surprising, seeing as it is [yet another] trick question. The proper question is not "What gun to get now??". It is "What guns to get now??" Now any idiot could answer the question, if he hasn't already.
GatorFarmer
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It's the man eating pigs that you have to worry about. They are smarter and larger than the dogs, and tend to be more aggressive and territorial. They're larger and more dangerous than bears.
Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.
To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.
Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.
Anyway, add in alligators, lots of biting things, and a strange swamp smell and welcome to the SouthEastern United States.
To which I just shrug. I'm from Michigan. Detroit and even Lansing were much worse.
Besides which, dog doesn't taste that bad at all and snake... is like a vaguely gamey sort of chicken.
keith44spl
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Gator,
I've found if'n ya clean them snakes quick, like in right now,
while their still trying to twistin' around yer arm.
Ice or salt 'em down right soon, does away with that gamey flavor...
Just a ol' cow camp cook tip. ~Smiley~
Su Amiog,
Dave
michael thornton
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a stick and some salt and pepper and some zatarains creole seasoning and a few matches?
OP
CAJUNLAWYER
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Are you talking about "The man eating pigs" or "the man eating pigs". Big difference in weaponry -but I digest
scooter123
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Only one gun? I think I'd want my 620, with the right ammo it's a freaking rifle.
Two guns? My 620 plus a lever action Carbine, in 357 Magnum of course.
Three guns? Add a 22 caliber rifle with a decent scope to the mix, that would keep me in squirrels and rabbits for a good long time.
Two guns? My 620 plus a lever action Carbine, in 357 Magnum of course.
Three guns? Add a 22 caliber rifle with a decent scope to the mix, that would keep me in squirrels and rabbits for a good long time.
ZATARIANS...Now your talking.. but the Liquid Crab and Shrimp Boil
m657
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It's the Dread Cats you have to be on alert for.....specific DNA mutations cloned with remnant Saber Toothed Tiger DNA.....40# stealth battle cats, chip enhanced for precise voice command, titanium claws and 5" incisors, with a taste for the slow and dull witted tourist regardless of how they're armed....
The only way to survive this situation is to purchase something tactical, stoke it with handloaded cartridges at +P+ pressure levels and super heavy hard cast bullets.
Don't waste your money on a 44 Magnum or a 454 Casull, only the 44 Special or 45 Colt must be handloaded at +P+ levels to achieve the perfomance you need.
If you cannot afford the proper weapon, or don't handload then you must carry a bag of Cheetos and you car keys in a tactical quick draw rig. Practice tossing the Cheetos while drawing your keys every day until your fingers bleed.
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