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Red Green ' isms
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CAJUNLAWYER
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If it ain't broke-you're not tryin' hard enough!
Red Green is one of the great thinkers of all time!
Red Green is one of the great thinkers of all time!
dsbock
Member
And if my wife's watching, I'll be home right after the meeting.
Great show.
David
Great show.
David
35Rem
Member
I miss it. Used to get it in SWFL. Haven't seen it in Alabama since I've been here.
"When all else fails, play dead"
The other one that cracks me up is:
"I'm a man, I can change, if I have to... I guess"
The other one that cracks me up is:
"I'm a man, I can change, if I have to... I guess"
Glitch
Member
Gettin' exciting, isn't it?
I don't have my glove, so,uh...what I'm gonna do is,uh, wrap this around what's going to be the cut.
I don't have my glove, so,uh...what I'm gonna do is,uh, wrap this around what's going to be the cut.
snowman
Member
To me, the really funny stuff is his inventions. Some of it is fake of course(e.g. replacing the carburetor on a '68 Camaro with a toilet filled with gas, then flushing it for more power), but what is hilarious are the ones that actually function to some degree(e.g. wipers for the side windows on a vehicle).
Andy
Andy
cowboy45
Member
Great stuff. You can find some of the shows on youtube.
Great show. Here's another one:
One way to lessen the chance of a heart attack is to change your diet, or maybe take up an exercise program... but hey! WHO ARE WE KIDDIN'? Eh?
One way to lessen the chance of a heart attack is to change your diet, or maybe take up an exercise program... but hey! WHO ARE WE KIDDIN'? Eh?
I have no idea who this guy is, "Red Green?" but I love him all ready.
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
http://www.ilaugh.com/red_green_show/handymans_corner/perpetual_motion_machine
http://www.ilaugh.com/red_green_show/bill_and_reds_excellent_adventures/forrest_boating
He IS da man!!!
Sometimes the lounge gets kinda like the Possum Lodge, especially so on Friday night.
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cussedemgun
Member
He IS da man!!!
Sometimes the lounge gets kinda like the Possum Lodge, especially so on Friday night.
"The Red Green show" originated in Canada & thus demonstrates the sometimes drowl, sometimes sharply satirical sense of humor from our northern cousins.
The producers & writers of his show could take a hint from this forum to write a whole new chapter to Red's handyman corner, namely "JB Weld".
JB Weld is as often mis-used & still held as the "fix anything" cure for anything broken.
"Red's" is the only show I really miss by not having a TV for the past 12 years.
Just my $.02.
roarindan
US Veteran
I have Directv, on my dish ch.'s 3,5,22,33,49,57 are local channels. only 49 doesn't come in 99% of the time. EXCEPT
sat. night at 10 pm ....RED GREEN show..
sat. night at 10 pm ....RED GREEN show..
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
Ain't nothing wrong with JB weld-good stuff indeed
