How about "Keep the booger hook off the bang switch" till ready to fire? <shudder!> Terminal cuteness!
The newspaper in my city once was one of the top three in the country till it was sold to Gannett and started the slide to utter mediocrity. One thing they, and other news outlets, do that really frosts me is to carefully stipulate that someone was shot with a semi-automatic pistol or rifle. Hell, folks, I could kill someone just as effectively with a revolver, and much more vividly with my old 12 gauge side-by-side! But "semi-auto" is a four-letter word to the press.
I don't mind "wheel gun", and use it occasionally; but "wheelie" is stupid, and "bottom-feeder" for an automatic (yes, that's what we called them back when the world and I were young) is appalling.
Don't get me started on calling cartridges "bullets". I've heard LEO's who should know better commit that one.