Walker, Texas Ranger

growr · Jul 31, 2013

Got to watch a lot of re-runs while in recovery for my detached retina....noticed a number of things that were common and quite glaring to me..maybe you as well

Walker never carries a re-load whether it was a revolver or semi auto...Trivette did for a while then didn't in later episodes.

Almost all of the bad guys use machine pistols and bad guys always circle around and then take turns getting their butt kicked.

Never any bullet holes in Walkers truck, just sparks when fired upon.

You can always make a car blow up with a round to the gas tank...

I thought Rangers could shoot, but in any of the shows they sure burn up a lot of ammo in misses....

Bad guys seem to be able to take a number of kicks and punches before finally falling down...

Walker seldom picks up a firearm from the bad guy to use when they are empty which is almost never as well. Just kick it or throw it off to the side and the bad guys will never think to look for it.

What things bug you fellow forum members? I know it is just a show on TV...and I really do like Chuck Norris!! Would vote for him in a nanosecond....

Thanks guys!

Randy

feralmerril · Jul 31, 2013

Not too often have I ever seen a LEO slug it out, while wearing a gun. Not too many get to go around wearing a beard either.

Rintimtin · Jul 31, 2013

Everyone knows that Chuck gets his powers from his beard. It is an extension of his beard that makes his truck bullet proof. As far as the never ending ammo supply that is a myth, WTR has one bullet for every whisker in his beard. The beard powers often rub off on Trivette.

I watched the show when I was little, thought it was awesome still do BUT.... The special effects were alot cooler when I was a kid...

M29since14 · Jul 31, 2013

Can't comment on Walker. Only have seen the show a few times and never paid any attention to it. Would like to wish you well on the eye repair. Been there and done that. It's no fun. Take care and good luck.

mc5aw · Jul 31, 2013

growr said:
Got to watch a lot of re-runs while in recovery for my detached retina ... noticed a number of things that were common and quite glaring to me ... maybe you as well ...

growr said:
Walker never carries a re-load whether it was a revolver or semi auto ...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need a reload. He just stares the bad guys into submission.

growr said:
Almost all of the bad guys use machine pistols and bad guys always circle around and then take turns getting their butt kicked.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he lets the bad guys get overconfident just to give himself a challenge.

growr said:
Never any bullet holes in Walkers truck, just sparks when fired upon ...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he told his truck to be bulletproof and it obeyed.

growr said:
You can always make a car blow up with a round to the gas tank ...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he can turn a lowly .22 CTG into an incendiary round just by breathing on it.

growr said:
I thought Rangers could shoot, but in any of the shows they sure burn up a lot of ammo in misses ...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't miss ... he just gives the bad guys a healthy lead.

growr said:
Bad guys seem to be able to take a number of kicks and punches before finally falling down ...

Chuck Norris is so tough, he wills the bad guys not to fall too quickly just so he can punish them more.

growr said:
Walker seldom picks up a firearm from the bad guy to use when they are empty which is almost never as well. Just kick it or throw it off to the side and the bad guys will never think to look for it.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need anyone's discarded firearm as they're not Chuck Norris approved.

Marshwheeling · Aug 1, 2013

feralmerril said:
Not too often have I ever seen a LEO slug it out, while wearing a gun. Not too many get to go around wearing a beard either.

Chuck Norris doesn't grow a beard, he orders the beard to report for duty.

DR505 · Aug 1, 2013

I've never seen the show myself, though I enjoyed his movies...principally Good Guys Wear Black and The Octagon.

growr said:
Bad guys seem to be able to take a number of kicks and punches before finally falling down.

I do know that when Chuck Norris was born the only person to cry was his doctor...NOBODY hits Chuck Norris.

Foodfuzz · Aug 1, 2013

Chuck Norris CAN see the forrest for the trees.

Chuck Norris CAN make a quarters worth of change from a dime.

Chuck Norris taught Helen Keller how to shoot.

Chuck Norris reloads so fast the cameras can't catch it on film.

Chuck Norris catches the bad guys bullets with his teeth.

kwselke · Aug 1, 2013

But what about that time in Invasion USA when Chuck picked up... oh ya... he was not a Texas Ranger in that movie.

Smithsrevenge · Aug 1, 2013

growr said:
Got to watch a lot of re-runs while in recovery for my detached retina....noticed a number of things that were common and quite glaring to me..maybe you as well

Walker never carries a re-load whether it was a revolver or semi auto...Trivette did for a while then didn't in later episodes.

Almost all of the bad guys use machine pistols and bad guys always circle around and then take turns getting their butt kicked.

Never any bullet holes in Walkers truck, just sparks when fired upon.

You can always make a car blow up with a round to the gas tank...

I thought Rangers could shoot, but in any of the shows they sure burn up a lot of ammo in misses....

Bad guys seem to be able to take a number of kicks and punches before finally falling down...

Walker seldom picks up a firearm from the bad guy to use when they are empty which is almost never as well. Just kick it or throw it off to the side and the bad guys will never think to look for it.

What things bug you fellow forum members? I know it is just a show on TV...and I really do like Chuck Norris!! Would vote for him in a nanosecond....

Thanks guys!

Randy

Load all of your guns.

Set up booby traps all around your house.

Install survelence cameras.

Lock all of your doors.

If your not religious.......find Jesus.

Chuck Norris is going to come for you for that

haha

On a side note, anyone remember bruce lee's way of the dragon? Only movie in the history of time where chuck norris not only gets beat to a bloody pulp, but gets killed after bruce lee snaps his neck like a twig :-D

Smithsrevenge · Aug 1, 2013

Foodfuzz said:
Chuck Norris CAN see the forrest for the trees.

Chuck Norris CAN make a quarters worth of change from a dime.

Chuck Norris taught Helen Keller how to shoot.

Chuck Norris reloads so fast the cameras can't catch it on film.

Chuck Norris catches the bad guys bullets with his teeth.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he does not get wet........The water gets Chuck Norris :-D

DR505 · Aug 1, 2013

Smithsrevenge said:
On a side note, anyone remember bruce lee's way of the dragon? Only movie in the history of time where chuck norris not only gets beat to a bloody pulp, but gets killed after bruce lee snaps his neck like a twig :-D

Yes...and that was AFTER Bruce Lee pulled out a hank of Chuck's chest hair!

ladder13 · Aug 1, 2013

I hope I'm in as good a shape as Chuck is when I get to be 73

walkin jack · Aug 1, 2013

Chuck is a good guy. I watch his shows and accept them for what they are. They are not meant to be anything more than light entertainment. I never expect too much in the way of accuracy or correctness in those shows.

But I must admit that all the Indian mysticism bugs me. I find it pretentious and I feel embarrassed for him when he gets into that stuff,

Derosa · Aug 1, 2013

RE: I hope I'm in as good a shape as Chuck is when I get to be 73
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Huh?

I'd like to make it to 73.

CAJUNLAWYER · Aug 1, 2013

I thought this thread was aboput Ricky Bobby's twin boys.

the ringo kid · Aug 1, 2013

Chuck Norris frequents these forums

Smithsrevenge · Aug 1, 2013

CAJUNLAWYER said:
I thought this thread was aboput Ricky Bobby's twin boys.

IM JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!

DeadAye · Aug 2, 2013

The BIG difference between Chuck, you, and me -
Chuck has better writers....

Uh - He might be in a bit better shape too

CajunBass · Aug 2, 2013

growr said:
Got to watch a lot of re-runs while in recovery for my detached retina....noticed a number of things that were common and quite glaring to me..maybe you as well

Walker never carries a re-load whether it was a revolver or semi auto...Trivette did for a while then didn't in later episodes.

Almost all of the bad guys use machine pistols and bad guys always circle around and then take turns getting their butt kicked.

Never any bullet holes in Walkers truck, just sparks when fired upon.

You can always make a car blow up with a round to the gas tank...

I thought Rangers could shoot, but in any of the shows they sure burn up a lot of ammo in misses....

Bad guys seem to be able to take a number of kicks and punches before finally falling down...

Walker seldom picks up a firearm from the bad guy to use when they are empty which is almost never as well. Just kick it or throw it off to the side and the bad guys will never think to look for it.

What things bug you fellow forum members? I know it is just a show on TV...and I really do like Chuck Norris!! Would vote for him in a nanosecond....

Thanks guys!

Randy

It's not "just" a TV show. Chuck Norris is so tough that his life REALLY is like that.

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