the ringo kid
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He beats Jean Claude Van Damme by a long shot.
http://youtu.be/iFJeaAq5Mv4
http://youtu.be/iFJeaAq5Mv4
Greetings from Chuck Norris.
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BillK01
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Chuck Norris once visited the US Virgin Islands. Now they're just "The Islands".
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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I heard another good one but cant think of it off hand.
Step N. Mud
Member
brought tears to my eyes.
Malpasowildlifer
SWCA Member
Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires
Steely Dan
Member
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (Think about it) 
BillK01
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up he's not raising his body - he's pushing the earth away.
DR505
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person to cry was the Doctor...NOBODY slaps Chuck Norris.
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Oh hell, here we go again!
jaykellogg
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Dennis The B
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. The dark is afraid of him.
JeffNW
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I heard that Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
mc5aw
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he doesn't need affordable health care ... his victims do.
