CAJUNLAWYER
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Max Max was apparently a seminal movie of the time-a break out role for Mel Gibson. I didn't see it.
The new Mad max promised to be better so I thought hey-I'll take the missus to see it-outh to be good.
WRONG
Basic plot is Charlene Theron and 5 girls drive out in the desert, pick up Max along the way,get to where they're going, find out it isn't there any more, turn around go back to where they started and turn on the water. Movie over.
Some observations:
The only reason I stayed was in the fainthope that somewhere along the wat I'd see some boobies. Closed it came was the scene where the girls were hosing off with water and removing some knarly looking chastity belts. But nothing,zip nada came of that.
Charlene Theron is HOT.Period. Even with one arm and a crew cut.
The bad guy looks like a 60 year 60 pound overweight Bozo the clown peaking at the end of a 4 day meth binge wearing a half mask with tyranosaurus rex teeth connected to an aqua lung. Apparently the girls were his breeders and he wants them back.
Charlene Theron has a glock 19 a Beretta 92 and an SKS among other weaponry. Bozo has a stainless Colt Anaconda (I don't think they would let a python loose in that sand) and a Ruger Stainless Vaquero 5.5" that he gives to his warrior who promptly drops it under the truck. I give Bozo props for his taste in revolvers over the Glocks.
They has a 50 pound baby that looked like Sebastian Cabot in a motorized baby buggy, why I don't know as he added nothing to the plot. It WAS pretty cool in a weird way-he'd make a good pet.
The outback was very pretty-foreboding and quite suitable for the movie.
Vehicles were kinda neat.
They could have done this in 30 minutes but instead drug it out for two hours.
I'd give it half a star for Charlene Theron's eyes. That's about the only pair of anything you get to see in the movie.
Cut it down to an hour,cut out the scene with them milking the obese women to feed the troops, show some nekked wimmin shooting machine guns and you'd have a blockbuster.
The new Mad max promised to be better so I thought hey-I'll take the missus to see it-outh to be good.
WRONG
Basic plot is Charlene Theron and 5 girls drive out in the desert, pick up Max along the way,get to where they're going, find out it isn't there any more, turn around go back to where they started and turn on the water. Movie over.
Some observations:
The only reason I stayed was in the fainthope that somewhere along the wat I'd see some boobies. Closed it came was the scene where the girls were hosing off with water and removing some knarly looking chastity belts. But nothing,zip nada came of that.
Charlene Theron is HOT.Period. Even with one arm and a crew cut.
The bad guy looks like a 60 year 60 pound overweight Bozo the clown peaking at the end of a 4 day meth binge wearing a half mask with tyranosaurus rex teeth connected to an aqua lung. Apparently the girls were his breeders and he wants them back.
Charlene Theron has a glock 19 a Beretta 92 and an SKS among other weaponry. Bozo has a stainless Colt Anaconda (I don't think they would let a python loose in that sand) and a Ruger Stainless Vaquero 5.5" that he gives to his warrior who promptly drops it under the truck. I give Bozo props for his taste in revolvers over the Glocks.
They has a 50 pound baby that looked like Sebastian Cabot in a motorized baby buggy, why I don't know as he added nothing to the plot. It WAS pretty cool in a weird way-he'd make a good pet.
The outback was very pretty-foreboding and quite suitable for the movie.
Vehicles were kinda neat.
They could have done this in 30 minutes but instead drug it out for two hours.
I'd give it half a star for Charlene Theron's eyes. That's about the only pair of anything you get to see in the movie.
Cut it down to an hour,cut out the scene with them milking the obese women to feed the troops, show some nekked wimmin shooting machine guns and you'd have a blockbuster.
