Discretion is the Better Part of Valor

snubbyfan · May 3, 2017

My wife surprised me today.
She said, "I hate nagging."
I was about to blurt out, "since when?"
But I thought better of it.
Have y'all ever seen an angry Italian?

SC_Mike · May 3, 2017

You wanna be right, or you wanna be happy?

medic15al · May 3, 2017

No need to worry. Just cuff her hands. Cant talk much thataway!

:}

blues7 · May 3, 2017

snubbyfan said:
My wife surprised me today.
She said, "I hate nagging."
I was about to blurt out, "since when?"
But I thought better of it.
Have y'all ever seen an angry Italian?

Um...I've been married to a Sicilian for 30 years.

(I keep the knife drawer padlocked.

)

vonn · May 3, 2017

Never comment on trick statements!

blues7 · May 3, 2017

vonn said:
Never comment on trick statements!

You mean like "Does this J-frame make my *** look big?"

snubbyfan · May 3, 2017

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rwsmith · May 3, 2017

No.....

snubbyfan said:
Abe Lincoln Geico commercial.mp4 - YouTube

Your fat *** makes that dress look too small.

My friends came to see me in the hospital.

Old 44 Guy · May 4, 2017

If you said Yes or said No you still be wrong. Don't fight it. She is still a woman.

Snapping Twig · May 4, 2017

You married Miss Right!

What you didn't know was her first name is Always.

snuffy51 · May 4, 2017

A thought to keep in your mind; If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

vigil617 · May 4, 2017

snubbyfan said:
I was about to blurt out, "since when?"
But I thought better of it.

Just FYI: stay away from "Then don't", too.....

the ringo kid · May 4, 2017

Don'e feel like

I know another gal named Patty-who is full-blood Ital who got very ticked with me when I refused to let her cook something for me in MY tiny kitchen. Somehow--even with loads of explaining--she still got mad as hell. Guess I'm lucky she didn't know where I keep my butcher knives.

Things will soon get back to normal.

16thVACav · May 4, 2017

snubbyfan said:
My wife surprised me today.
She said, "I hate nagging."
I was about to blurt out, "since when?"
But I thought better of it.
Have y'all ever seen an angry Italian?

Seen one? Heck, I've been married to one for 41 years!

I've had to bite my tongue so many times I can hardly talk. Not that I get many chances to.

loknload · May 4, 2017

fiasconva · May 4, 2017

You're learning. Sometimes it just takes a while.

hoosierone · May 4, 2017

Guys, let me tell you; a Norwegian woman is rarely wrong.

Bkreutz · May 4, 2017

Last Sunday was our 40th anniversary, she got me a life membership in the USPSA. Quite a surprise.

snubbyfan · May 4, 2017

the ringo kid said:
Don'e feel like

I know another gal named Patty-who is full-blood Ital who got very ticked with me when I refused to let her cook something for me in MY tiny kitchen. Somehow--even with loads of explaining--she still got mad as hell. Guess I'm lucky she didn't know where I keep my butcher knives.

Things will soon get back to normal.

I think cooking's a born in skill with Italian women.
Seems to me that not letting them cook is like denying them something they're born to do

snubbyfan · May 4, 2017

16thVACav said:
Seen one? Heck, I've been married to one for 41 years!

I've had to bite my tongue so many times I can hardly talk. Not that I get many chances to.

Many here know that I'm of American Indian descent. Today I found out why Indians went, "ugh."
I was the only sound I could squeeze in edgewise once my wife got to talking.

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