Classic Johnny Carson/Jack Webb routine

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My wife and I watch Johnny Carson almost every night on Me TV or whichever channel it's on at 10:00. We might not stay up for anything more than the monologue but we do watch that.

Johnny could say more with a raised eyebrow than most comedians could say if you gave them all day. He could turn a bad joke into a rib splitter just by pausing.

It's even funnier, because my wife never watched him when he was still on. It's all brand new to her.
 
The writing was brilliant but these two guys getting that down, w/o making any mistakes or laughing, was an amazing performance.
 
One of the greatest and funniest routines I’ve ever seen on television! ;)
 
There is a story (possibly true) that he was sued by Arnold Palmer's wife.
When he asked her the secret to her husband's success, she replied "I kiss his balls before every tournament". Johnny's reply - "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up!"
 
There is a story (possibly true) that he was sued by Arnold Palmer's wife.
When he asked her the secret to her husband's success, she replied "I kiss his balls before every tournament". Johnny's reply - "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up!"

I remember seeing that episode. Johnny was interviewing
Arnold and asked him if his wife plays golf with him. Arnold
said no, but she rides along in the cart with me and washes
my balls. Johnny, with his priceless expressions of course,
said "I'll bet that makes your putter flutter."
I never heard anything about a lawsuit. It seemed to be all
in good fun.
 
Za Za Gabor came out holding a little cat and when she sat down she put it in her lap. She asked Johnny if he'd like to pet her p***y and Johnny said sure but she'd have to move that damn cat.

Sorry but Hanoi Jane is in this link. My apologies.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRR1aKBOCOQ[/ame]
 

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