Hearsedriver
Member
You call in sick so you can sign for your UPS ammo delivery...........
You know you are a mall ninja when ...
- Thread starter RedNeck Jim
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Blujax.....
You take your Sweetheart to Dunham's because they have "nighties" trimed in camo!
(How do I know....last year I got my wife a set of their "camo jammies" for the cabin!!!!! LOL)
You take your Sweetheart to Dunham's because they have "nighties" trimed in camo!
(How do I know....last year I got my wife a set of their "camo jammies" for the cabin!!!!! LOL)
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shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Your favorite reading is the Bud K and Cheaper Than Dirt catalogs.
You subscribe to Soldier Of Fortune but have no idea how to spell "mercenary".
Every knife you own, including those in the kitchen, is either black- or camo-coated, a minimum of six inches blade length, and has the "American tanto" chisel-style point.
You text like-minded twerps in code, using only your off hand so your gun hand is free. And you do this in church.
You subscribe to Soldier Of Fortune but have no idea how to spell "mercenary".
Every knife you own, including those in the kitchen, is either black- or camo-coated, a minimum of six inches blade length, and has the "American tanto" chisel-style point.
You text like-minded twerps in code, using only your off hand so your gun hand is free. And you do this in church.
perfectcircle1
Member
Somebody please take this keyboard away from me!
That made me laugh a little
I must not be a mall ninja as I had to google para cord survival bracelet to figure out what it was and how it was used.
Rick_A
Member
Every piece of your supercool tactical gear cost fifty bucks or less and says "Made in China."
You are a mall ninja ........... if you change into camo BDUs before going to the local gun show!
OP
RedNeck Jim
Member
Funny how there are almost no posts regarding all the tactical attachments put on this gun? Makes me wonder if that hits too close to home for too many here?
Come on guys, you can make fun of yourself. Surely someone here has a flashlight attached to their 15-22 when they shoot at the range? Gotta be mall ninjas at the range.
Come on guys, you can make fun of yourself. Surely someone here has a flashlight attached to their 15-22 when they shoot at the range? Gotta be mall ninjas at the range.
Wasn't there a post/thread where someone had a laser designater on their 15-22.....
i know I've seen pictures with stuff on backwards...........
Mall ningas for sure
i know I've seen pictures with stuff on backwards...........
Mall ningas for sure
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Sebago Son
Member
you are a mall ninja if:
You have a bi-pod, mono-pod, Magpul PRS stock, 14x Scope and a light attached to your 16" HK MR556,
(next time I go shooting with my buddy Chuck aka "the Jacka" Philippine version, l I will take a picture of it)
You have a bi-pod, mono-pod, Magpul PRS stock, 14x Scope and a light attached to your 16" HK MR556,
(next time I go shooting with my buddy Chuck aka "the Jacka" Philippine version, l I will take a picture of it)
SpicyTunaRoll
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you know you are a mall ninja if you get a generic Galls "Concealed Carry" badge and matching badge wallet - when you are not obligated to do so... lol
you know you are a mall ninja if you 'blouse' your BDU pants when walking around in non-wooded area's.
you know you are a mall ninja if you threaten to shoot people in the name of the 2nd amendment, and then lawyer up when 'da man' takes away your C.C. Permit
you know you are a mall ninja if you 'blouse' your BDU pants when walking around in non-wooded area's.
you know you are a mall ninja if you threaten to shoot people in the name of the 2nd amendment, and then lawyer up when 'da man' takes away your C.C. Permit
Brett248Vista
Member
Aww ****, I'm a Mall Ninja!
Mcwsky09
Member
MOLLE
Beat me to it.
If you name a child or pet MOLLE, especially if you insist that it is all caps, you ight be a mall ninja.
If you confidently explain how you scored some banned "cop-killer" bullets, you ight be a mall ninja.
If you call the NRA a bunch of pansies but don't know that NRA is an acronym or what it stands for, you might be a mall ninja.
Beat me to it.
If you name a child or pet MOLLE, especially if you insist that it is all caps, you ight be a mall ninja.
If you confidently explain how you scored some banned "cop-killer" bullets, you ight be a mall ninja.
If you call the NRA a bunch of pansies but don't know that NRA is an acronym or what it stands for, you might be a mall ninja.
If you're a grammar nazi on various forums...
Also, if you're a tactical operator that operates tactically.
Knuckledragger
Member
You may just be a Mall Ninja if you own a drop down thigh holster, a Segue... Or both.
when your gun is set up like this one THE ULTIMATE AR-15 MALL NINJA TACTICAL ZOMBIE DESTROYER! - YouTube
Smitty357
Member
When u buy ammo for calibers that u dont even own. And then sell them for 3x's as much on the internet.
That is awesome! .... all it's missing is a set of plastic testicles that people hang from the receiver of their pickups
