2.99 a lb Chinese buffet

[moosedog]

Try the "poodles and noodles". Seriously, be careful when some one offers to take your dog for a wok.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

One day I walked into the Raton KFC.
The grease trap was stopped up.
It was a year or two before I could go into another one.

 

[Hillbilly77]

"You be here four hour!"

"It all you can eat, not you eat all."

"Vegetable good for you too."

"Wife mad, she have cook mo meat."

"You go now."

John Pinette....
He was one of the good ones.

 

[S42N8]

The Cat's in the Kettle at the Peking Moon: [ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn2Sa5UGxK8[/ame]

 

[shouldazagged]

I never order "Number 10"

I'd avoid the "Number 2" as well.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[RSBH44]

I'd avoid the "Number 2" as well.

. Reminds me of an old joke in which the punch line is " why you want 69 now???"

 

[DWalt]

Many may not know that there are a great many Chinese living in South Texas - and it seems most of them run Chinese restaurants. There were many Chinese living and working as laborers in Mexico prior to the Mexican Revolution, and during the revolution many fled across the Rio Grande. Seems that Pancho Villa felt about the Chinese as Hitler felt about the Jews. Quite a few fell under the protection of General Pershing and came back with him when the U. S. Punitive Expedition returned to Texas.

 

[Chuck24]

John Pinette....
He was one of the good ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAkXPpBnSkM

One of my favorites, gone way too soon. Get outta the line.

 

[Gamecock]

Used to be all restaurants in the south east were run by Greeks. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find a Chinese restaurant are owned and operated by Greeks.