3 most booring movies.

[therevjay]

I've seen several threads about favorite movies. What do you think are the 3 most booring movies you ever watched? (or tried to watch)

I'm going with the following "all time classics."

#1 Citizen Kane. (who cares about the bloody sled? Your asleep by then anyhow)

#2 Gone with the wind. I first saw this at age 10, Boooooring. When I saw it was rated one of the best 100 films of all time I thought. Hmm, I must not have liked it 'cause I was too young to understand it. I'll watch it again. Nope, I was right at age 10. Still booring!

#3 Edward scissorhands. WTH was it about anyway?

Maybe I'm just not sophisticated enough to appreciate these cinimatic classics. I know I never could get into "Monty Python." (I'm more a "Benny Hill" kinda guy)

 

[silentflyer]

ANY chick flic....

 

[badguybuster]

The new Lincoln movie

 

[jgh4445]

Heavens Gate
Heavens Gate
Amadeus Amadeus

 

[Vegetaman]

I am a horror movie fan and I cannot stand:

-Last House on the Left
-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

And for a third pic, a comic book movie I thought was worthless.

-The Watchmen

 

[dswancutt]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Thank god the theater in our little town only charges 3 bucks. And that was 3 bucks too much.

 

[MDGasman]

The Bridges of Madison County....believe me that counts as three.

 

[RonJ]

Citizen Kane
The English Patient
Good Guys Wear Black

 

[LittleCooner]

Lincoln (the 2012 edition)
Mary Poppins
The sound of Music

 

[Magster]

1. Mothra, 2. Mothra, 3. Mothra

 

[Old TexMex]

Waterworld ( got upand left)
That eco lefty goofy movie with the blue fairies(got up and left)can't remember the name of the thing...Avatar, that's it. What an insult...
Dead Calm (and almost any movie with a boat as the setting)
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 saved Hamlet in German from getting a place.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Howard the Duck.-hands down the absolutely worst movie of all time-hell it takes the top 5 places as far as I'm converned.. Wife and I were trying to kill an afternoon in Lafayette before we went to the hospital the next day for our second child. We would have left but the hotel room wasn't ready yet.

 

[Vegetaman]

Waterworld ( got upand left)
That eco lefty goofy movie with the blue fairies(got up and left)can't remember the name of the thing...Avatar, that's it. What an insult...
Dead Calm (and almost any movie with a boat as the setting)
Mystery Science Theatre 3000 saved Hamlet in German from getting a place.

MST3K saved a lot of terrible films for me... Manos: The Hands of Fate, Mitchell, This Island Earth, Space Mutiny, The Final Sacrifice... The list goes on...

 

[o3rugby1]

Bridges of Madison county. Spoiler. Eastwood doesnt kill a single person.

 

[Inspector-Callahan]

THE SOLOIST! Hands down!

It's the only time I ever fell asleep in the movie theater.

 

[GKC]

Dead Calm (and almost any movie with a boat as the setting)

Any movie with Nicole Kidman nude in it can't be all bad...

I have found that these high-falutin' movies that the critics rave about are ones that I don't like. I guess I am just a low-brow kind of guy.

 

[s1mp13m4n]

Just about any western (seen one seen then all)
The entire Fast & Furious series
The Twilight series

 

[2152hq]

Anything I went to see with my X.

She walked out on The Wild Bunch,, I don't remember how I got home the next morning,,so that doesn't count.

 

[carpriver]

Sound of Music
End of Watch
The house

 

[A10]

With the exception of Silverado, anything Kevin Costner made.....