A blonde joke....

[G-Mac]

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

 

[bamabiker]

Oldie but goodie.

 

[G-Mac]

Feel free to add your own blonde jokes....

 

[rwsmith]

Still funny....

Still funny after all these years.

 

[mstem]

Badabing!!!

 

[rock doc]

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

 

[cndrdk]

Another oldie but goodie.
Blonde motorcycle police officer stops blonde in convertible for speeding.
Cop: Let me see your DL
Driver: DL? What the heck is that?
Cop: That little square thing in your purse with your picture on it.
Cop starts writing ticket while driver fumbles in purse. Driver pulls
out small square compact mirror, looks at it and hands to cop.
Cops looks at it and says "Why didn't you tell me you were a police
officer, I wouldn't have written you a ticket"

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

This is like a visit to the Old Jokes Home. Ivan

 

[Alpo]

One of my favorites.

Blonde young lady is going door-to-door, looking for odd jobs for a little extra spending money.

Guy, notorious for being cheap, says he will pay her fifty dollars to paint his porch. She agrees, and he tells her she will find everything she needs in the garage.

Hour and a half later she comes to the door and says she is done. He says, "Already?" - quite surprised as the porch completely encircles the house. She tells him, yep,she was done, and even put on two coats.

He pays her and she starts off, then pauses, turns back and says, "By the way. That's not a porch. It's a Ferrari."

 

[rock doc]

Two Blondes are on opposite sides of the river, "How do I get to the other side?" hollered one blonde. "You are on the other side," the other one hollered back.

 

[Adk.IBO]

Feel free to add your own blonde jokes....

G-Mac, I told my wife, who is blonde, who started this thread and how I know you, we'll just leave it at that! (Of course I am obligated to make my wife aware of new blonde jokes.)

 

[islamoradamark]

the one blond decides she wants to be a police officer goes to the station and asks the chief of police can i be a officer of the law ? chief says have a seat i need to ask you a couple of questions blond says ok. cheif asks whats 2 plus 2 blond says 4.next question who was the first president of the U.S. ? blond says George Washington very good says the chief . Who shot Abraham Lincoln blond says i dont know chief says well go home and think about it and come back tomorrow.blond goes home and her mom says well did you get the job? blond says well i dont know , but they got me workin on a murder case already

 

[islamoradamark]

just read the other guys blond joke he knows the same one as me sorry about that