That pun laid an egg.
It should have cracked me up.
Instead, it put me in a fowl mood.
I guess the yolk's on me.
However, I'll still put it into my "collection of worst puns" albumen.
My hero's my Dad. He quit smoking 4 packs of filterless Pall Malls a day.
He did it cold turkey. Just decided one day to stop smoking and he did.
I did it the same way.