A WILD TRIP TO THE BARBER THIS MORNING

Back in the late 60s I worked as a barber for a while. Had a regulat customer come in one day. Only thing I ever did was a trim of his hippy type hair and beard. He had a HEAD of hair. Said he lost a bet and had to get half his hair cut off. I came up with a plan...cut the hair on his head on the right....the beard on the left. So that's what we did...I mean bald..shaved. He had a business...became a bit famous... picture in the paper...he actually made money off the cut...people came to see him...and spent money. I asked later if he wanted to continue. No! A year or so later it was all back!
 
Due to being immune compromised during the pandemic I had my daughter cut my hair with her dog clippers. Everything went well except I had an insatiable appetite for Milk Bones.


That's a good thing, I thought maybe the urge in the old joke that ends "Don't you think you should pet the dog first?".
 
We have the Wahl system as well; it sure has saved a lot of money.
Two haircuts ago my wife took the clippers to my temple without a guard attached. Not pretty.
 
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