tom turner
US Veteran
Hi,
I decided to "cut and paste" part of my reply to yet another one of those Airlite + .357 threads in the 1980 forum . . . for humor needs to be HERE . . . So, here goes . . . the perfect solution for concealed carry in nudist camps . . .
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THE PERFECT USES OF J-FRAMES . . .
--IMHO, the 15 ounce AIRWEIGHT is fine for pocket carry, and a perfect pocket carry "border line" for a "stout" .38 Special, non +P load!
--And a STEEL frame J-frame is a perfect "border line" pocket carry revolver for a .38 +P load . . . yet too heavy for true conceal ability at all times.
--A ten ounce AIRLITE J-frame (empty)? A perfect "border line" revolver for a .32S&W load fer folks a little "light" in the britches.
MORE CONCEALABLE STILL?
A ten ounce handgun is great for putting in the pocket of a pair of gym shorts with a stretch waistban, or a jock strap or a bra.
However, my wife will notice the huge bulge in my jock strap if I try to conceal a J-frame in there too! I might fool her though, with little plastic 10oz. Keltec P-32!
THE CONCEALABLE GUN FOR NUDIST CAMP VISITORS . . .
Maybe one day they'll bring out a gun for the nudist camps. With no where ON the body to conceal it, I guess it would have to be inserted "somewhere" on the owner's person to hide it!
I guess it would have to fire a single .22 "Short" round, enclosed in a small, rubber covered device --with a pressure point button on the side for a "trigger," with LOTS of pressure required to prevent an "accidental discharge."
Most people, if attacked while at a Nudist camp, would probably s__t anyway, so I imagine just a quick, scared fart would make the little gun available for instant use!
Just pick it up . . . squeeze and fire!
THE FOLLOWING YEAR'S "WISH LIST?" . . .
--Some folks would loathe the heavy pressure trigger and thus the aftermarket guys would come out with a special hair trigger . . .
--Other nudists would clamber for for more knockdown power . . . so .22LR and .22 Magnum models would follow.
--Then . . . some day, some company would probably try to market a way for folks to cram a .223 round up their azzz!
Humorously yours,
T.
PS: Feel free to continue the Airlite + .357 Magnum debate. POPCORN ANYONE?
I decided to "cut and paste" part of my reply to yet another one of those Airlite + .357 threads in the 1980 forum . . . for humor needs to be HERE . . . So, here goes . . . the perfect solution for concealed carry in nudist camps . . .
______
THE PERFECT USES OF J-FRAMES . . .
--IMHO, the 15 ounce AIRWEIGHT is fine for pocket carry, and a perfect pocket carry "border line" for a "stout" .38 Special, non +P load!
--And a STEEL frame J-frame is a perfect "border line" pocket carry revolver for a .38 +P load . . . yet too heavy for true conceal ability at all times.
--A ten ounce AIRLITE J-frame (empty)? A perfect "border line" revolver for a .32S&W load fer folks a little "light" in the britches.
MORE CONCEALABLE STILL?
A ten ounce handgun is great for putting in the pocket of a pair of gym shorts with a stretch waistban, or a jock strap or a bra.
However, my wife will notice the huge bulge in my jock strap if I try to conceal a J-frame in there too! I might fool her though, with little plastic 10oz. Keltec P-32!
THE CONCEALABLE GUN FOR NUDIST CAMP VISITORS . . .
Maybe one day they'll bring out a gun for the nudist camps. With no where ON the body to conceal it, I guess it would have to be inserted "somewhere" on the owner's person to hide it!
I guess it would have to fire a single .22 "Short" round, enclosed in a small, rubber covered device --with a pressure point button on the side for a "trigger," with LOTS of pressure required to prevent an "accidental discharge."
Most people, if attacked while at a Nudist camp, would probably s__t anyway, so I imagine just a quick, scared fart would make the little gun available for instant use!
Just pick it up . . . squeeze and fire!
THE FOLLOWING YEAR'S "WISH LIST?" . . .
--Some folks would loathe the heavy pressure trigger and thus the aftermarket guys would come out with a special hair trigger . . .
--Other nudists would clamber for for more knockdown power . . . so .22LR and .22 Magnum models would follow.
--Then . . . some day, some company would probably try to market a way for folks to cram a .223 round up their azzz!
Humorously yours,
T.
PS: Feel free to continue the Airlite + .357 Magnum debate. POPCORN ANYONE?
