An apparent commentary on the times that we live in.

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So, what's your cut on these, Gator ?
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I ain't buyin' it, literally or figuratively, 'cause I already have a superior protective device, fashioned from an aluminum colander and a set of rabbit ears, hard hat suspension and bike helmet chin strap. Mine has been proven 100% effective as well --- I have been subjected to no probings, and there has been absolutely no control of my mind since employing this device...
 
All those holes are bad juju. Proper headgear would be fashioned of aluminum foil so as to provide continuous protection.
 
Originally posted by imashooter2:
All those holes are bad juju. Proper headgear would be fashioned of aluminum foil so as to provide continuous protection.

That's what *THEY* would want you to think. If you use a solid foil beanie, then the mind control rays can cook your brain. The holes disrupt the Gray's signals, esp. in conjunction with the antenna... Solemn nod.
 
...so then, GF....*kaff*kaff*....were you looking for one of these for your BOB to supplement your other survival gear....Or just casually window shopping?
 
I have it on good authority that a stainless steel colander works perfectly well as a Faraday Cage to block those signals.

At least that's what "they" told me ....

I have this for protection too. (sorry folks in Mass, NY, and Creepifornia, it has no lock so you are out of luck. However, the alien invasion may actually improve things for you!)

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If you use a solid foil beanie, then the mind control rays can cook your brain. The holes disrupt the Gray's signals, esp. in conjunction with the antenna...
and if you hold your head just right, you can get HBO.
 

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