My wife is sleeping with another Man or Woman?
I'd buy them a box of Cuban cigars, and thank both of them for my new $2500 per month raise in retirement pay.
Hint : she has a much better retirement INCOME than I.
I'd buy an airstream trailer and weld it to the hull of a huge pontoon boat for a place to live without societies bullcrap bill avalanche. Solar power and heat, plenty of low lying water places to park for free (Chesapeake Bay). Get it pumped out at any Marina.
I could be a floating handyman with no overhead. Tide goes up, so does house.
Don't like your neighbors, just crank up the 40HP (4 stroke) outboard and putt away to a new location.

I don't need to shoot he-her after reading the wife's instruction manual, he-her will blow their own brains out .
Saves ammunition that way, also any legal rigmarole

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