Animal Cracker crazyness

[Struckat]

I think they are going after the Goldfish crackers next!

No, they learned their lesson on fish after Willie died.

 

[JayFramer]

PETA has convinced the makers of Animal Crackers to take the cage off of the cracker boxes. I'm sure the animals now feel free. Nobody seems to have any intestinal fortitude anymore and will bow to any whiner. They were one of my go-to snacks.

My go-to snack is one PETA would be even more upset about:

BEEF JERKY.

 

[Stevens]

Again, the tail is wagging the dog!
Steve W

 

[arjay]

Best dirt cheap ad campaign ever

 

[DeathGrip]

Just look at the way Nabisco treats the Elves. They live in a hollowed out tree and have to bake cookies day and night in their tree. Just a door with a little window and no ventilation. Crumbs for pay and a terrible health plan.

And we worry about animal crackers?

 

[Muss Muggins]

Rick and Bubba were talking about this today on their morning drive radio show (based in Birmingham, good stuff if you're in the southeast, or have TuneIn.) I just shook my head . . .

PETA has convinced the makers of Animal Crackers to take the cage off of the cracker boxes. I'm sure the animals now feel free. Nobody seems to have any intestinal fortitude anymore and will bow to any whiner. They were one of my go-to snacks.

 

[vt_shooter]

I expect PETA's next move will be to push the baker to stop making cookies in the shapes of animals, because they'll argue animal crackers plants the seed in young people's minds that eating little animals is okay and fun.

 

[BigBoy99]

I expect PETA's next move will be to push the baker to stop making cookies in the shapes of animals, because they'll argue animal crackers plants the seed in young people's minds that eating little animals is okay and fun.

I can just see it now - They will be called, "Vegan Crackers" with shapes of carrots, turnips, cabbages, potatoes, different fruits, etc.

But wait, the "Plant Haters" are now gather people and soon Nabisco will be changing the crackers into geometric shapes.

Then the "Flat Shapes Society" will soon be protesting because the flat geometrical shapes of the revised crackers are an "affront" to them.

And it goes on............................

 

[kwselke]

Free Range Animal Crackers?

 

[TomkinsSP]

What next? Will PETA complain that giving animal crackers to children is teaching them to devour all types of animals? Maybe they will want the crackers to be shaped like a loaf of bread or a cabbage, etc.

OMG, I just realized my children grew up to be cannibals because I gave them Gingerbread Men!!!

 

[model3sw]

I guess this'd be too racy for today's audience:
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Next ban on Shirley Temple movies for animal abuse (animal shaped crackers).

The Littlest Rebel will be the next Shirley Temple movie to be banned after that.

 

[SC_Mike]

Well dang, now instead of Animal Crackers for a snack I guess Ill eat some chicken wings...

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I am seriously convinced that there are some sick twisted souls out there that think up strange crazy off the wall stuff like this and then put a but in someone's ear (in this instance PETA) just to see if someone actually picks it up and runs with it and what happens. This sounds like something I would think up and then try to sneak it in just to see what would happen. If this is in fact what DID happen than my hat is off to the individual that started this. Well played my friend, well played indeed

 

[TomkinsSP]

It must be proof that as a society, we have solved ALL of the real problems our ancestors faced. And now as a society we are so affluent, and have so much spare time on our hands, that we can demand redress for imagined wrongs.

Thank God our children can eat cage-free crackers, while learning underwater-basket-weavving taught in Klingon.

 

[DNolan]

My sister in law is the PETA type. Saw her at a nephews wedding. Asked her what she was doing now days. She told me she was working somewhere relocating prairie dogs.
I told her that I had friends that did that too. Conversation pretty much ended at that point.

 

[keith44spl]

Hey PETA,

I bite the heads off'n animal crackers.....


.

 

[Watchdog]

It must be proof that as a society, we have solved ALL of the real problems our ancestors faced. And now as a society we are so affluent, and have so much spare time on our hands, that we can demand redress for imagined wrongs.

And not only that, we can spend hours griping about those imagined wrongs on Internet forums!

 

[rwsmith]

Man. You guys....

...brought back every Animal Cracker memory and CRACKED ME UP!

I'd forgotten about the string. They were my favorite when I was a kid. And if they still taste the same, that's highly unusual for any product that old.

The showing of 'Dumbo' will be banned because of its depiction of endangered animals chained in tiny cages, as well as some other politically incorrect scenes.

 

[BAM-BAM]

LOL not long ago someone on TV mentioned that most of the half hour sitcoms from the 1980s would not make it on the air today,

Three's Company

was the best example.

 

[TomkinsSP]

...brought back every Animal Cracker memory and CRACKED ME UP!

I'd forgotten about the string. They were my favorite when I was a kid. And if they still taste the same, that's highly unusual for any product that old.

The showing of 'Dumbo' will be banned because of its depiction of endangered animals chained in tiny cages, as well as some other politically incorrect scenes.

Guess there isn't much hope for Babar then.