Any Good Quotes on Stupidity?

[pineappleshooter]

My favorite was a comedian explaining that southern women were too polite to call someone stupid so they would just say "Bless his heart" as in "Billy Ray wrecked his truck again - Bless his heart".

 

[speedyquad]

"did your parents have any kids that lived?"

i enjoy watching the wheels turning after that one...and it gets better if they answer by naming a sibling or 2.....but not themselves.

 

[handejector]

I've taught y'all everthing I know, an' you're still stupid!

TWO of him wouldn't make a good idiot.

 

[Fishslayer]

"Stupid should hurt."

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

 

[LazyKB]

"Son, you can learn something from every man you meet, even a fool." My Dad.

Now that I think about it, I am not sure if he was telling me to learn from others mistakes or commenting on my level of intelligence.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Here's one for useless instead of stupid:

I'd like to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.

 

[ohiobuckeye]

...."I thought he had hit rock bottom, but he keeps on digging"
...."A village, somewhere, is missing an idiot"

 

[Straightshooter2]

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.
- Mark Twain

 

[dant]

back in the 50's we had heard the japanese proverb "there is no medicine for stupidity...." and it went on about a fool like a pair of scissors, and such....never heard the entire thing..........
sounded like "baka ni tsukeru kasuri nashi..." ( sic)
Anyone speak Japanese ????

 

[monet61]

What's this post about?

 

[novalty]

Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

 

[Mickey D]

This thread is stoopid.

 

[keith44spl]

Some are jest suspect'd of bein stupid....Others open their mouths and prove it!



Su Amigo,
Dave

 

[Onomea]

back in the 50's we had heard the japanese proverb "there is no medicine for stupidity...." and it went on about a fool like a pair of scissors, and such....never heard the entire thing..........
sounded like "baka ni tsukeru kasuri nashi..." ( sic)
Anyone speak Japanese ????

Yep. 馬鹿につける薬なし。"There is no medicine one can apply to a fool."

 

[Old TexMex]

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
(Thomas Sowell)

 

[proctorflash]

Just when you said the most stupid thing I ever heard, Ya keep on talking!

 

[LTC]

Stupid Hurts!!

LTC

 

[Tom K]

One of my favorite quotes, but not quite about stupidity:

"Everyone is ignorant, just on different subjects."

Mark Twain

On stupidity:

"Remember children, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

Mr. Garrison on South Park

 

[steamloco76]

I believe a stupid person lives by the motto "Ignorance is Bliss" because they are awfully happy about being stupid.

And a classic " That boy is so stupid you could pack all of his brains into a gnats rectum and they would rattle around like a BB in a boxcar!"

 

[Hillbilly77]

"Think of the stupidest, most worthless son-of-a____ that you ever thought you'd meet. And then you know how eventually some guy will come along that makes him look smart?
He's that guy."

-Me