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A box filled with human heads was stolen from a truck that was transferring the human remains for medical research in Denver, Colorado, according to police.

The Denver Police Department said a person broke into the truck and stole the box early morning on Thursday, FOX's KDVR-TV reported. Sources told the TV station that it was a blue and white cardboard box

Police said the box with human remains had "Science Care" written on it. Science Care is a program dedicated to taking human bodies or remains as donations that are meant to enhance scientific education and research, according to their website.

I bet the meth heads that opened up their prize lost their heads too.

Note to self, Do Not open any blue and white boxes.
 
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How comforting to know if you donate your body to science your head might be cut off and tossed into a box with other heads, like they're basketballs.

...then stolen out of the back of a truck by a bunch of meth heads who, when realizing what they took, dump your head, along with the others, in a big dumpster containing rotted fruits and vegetables and containers of spoiled milk behind the locally Piggly Wiggly.:eek:
 
...then stolen out of the back of a truck by a bunch of meth heads who, when realizing what they took, dump your head, along with the others, in a big dumpster containing rotted fruits and vegetables and containers of spoiled milk behind the locally Piggly Wiggly.:eek:

Which means that you wind up down in the dumps(ter).
 
This seems appropriate for this thread.

Back in the '70s when I lived in GA, there was a news article about a guy appealing his conviction for burglary and thief, claiming the LEOs who arrested him "tricked" him into confessing.

The guy had broken into a meat packing facility and stolen a box of
frozen meat. The LEOs made great fun of him when it was discovered the box contained frozen beef anuses. It ticked the guy off badly, and he told them he didn't know what was in it when he stole it.

The appeal was denied. The is no legal requirement for LEOs not to make fun of stupid criminals.
 
Brings to mind the other movie, Val Kilmer's "Salton Sea". A sling of crack heads try to steal a stool specimen of Bob Hope from a hospital. Never explained why.
 

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