Are you a Turtle???

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Well......

 

[jdlii]

While I am amphibious, I am more of an otter but, thanks for asking! My wife wanted to answer this question for me but, I didn't want to get banned from the forum.

Bonnaroo!

 

[ajgibb]

As Ogden Nash said:

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile."

 

[feralmerril]

No. I have been told I am a slug.

 

[sigp220.45]

Sometimes, on long trips.

 

[Jim in Wisconsin]

You bet I am...
Seems to me that was an informal club years ago, and if you didn't answer properly, the drinks were on you.

 

[feralmerril]

Murtals got a turtle in her gertal.

 

[JayCeeNC]

Bet your sweet......I am!

 

[gaucho1]

Nam era claymore model. Thank you for asking.

 

[arjay]

Always been a hare.

 

[NMPinNYC]

Bet your sweet......I am!

+ 1



Best regards,
Nick.

 

[MarineSgtjimh]

you bet your *** i am.

 

[Alpo]

you bet your *** i am.

Well, I'm not. Don't drink so have no desire to be a member of a drinking club. But - ain't it supposed to be "your sweet ***"?

So, don't that mean that Sgt Jim owes all the turtles a drink, since by leaving out a word he did not answer the question correctly?

Or am I just lost and confused again?

 

[MrAmbassador]

You bet your sweet arse I am.

 

[Texas Star]

My frequently impatient ex-wife called me a turtle, and even gave me a carved jade turtle statuette. I still have it.

 

[skeetshooter]

you bet your *** i am.

 

[H Richard]

You bet your sweet *** I am.