Barbershop Talk

[joeintexas]

So I'm at the barbershop yesterday and A.C., the barber is telling everyone that will listen that he was driving home yesterday when a lady in the car next to him was driving and texting at the same time, says it made him so made he rolled down his window and threw his beer at her! Haircut day is never boring here!

 

[J. R. WEEMS]

Really? In VA that will get you aressted for assult, at least. Two idiots on the road.

 

[kozmic]

Shirley Ugest!

 

[tops]

My ex barber (retired) liked to tell a story about a customer that wanted a gap cut in one place, no cut in one place, tapered on one side and not tapered on the other. He told the the customer he would not do that. The customer said he didn't see why not because that is how he cut it the last time. Larry

 

[ChuckS1]

Only barbershop talk I hear is in Korean... Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode somtimes.

 

[shouldazagged]

There always used to be some clown hanging around in the barber shop who was one of the world's leading authorities about every damn thing. Funny, the jerk never seemed to get his hair cut.

This was true no matter what shop I went to. Different guy, same line of excrement.

 

[NCTexan]

So I'm at the barbershop yesterday and A.C., the barber is telling everyone that will listen that he was driving home yesterday when a lady in the car next to him was driving and texting at the same time, says it made him so made he rolled down his window and threw his beer at her! Haircut day is never boring here!

I call BS on that story... That would never happen in Texas.

Now I'd believe that "He finished his beer and threw the can at her."

 

[Terry C]

Shirley Ugest!

I can't help ugesting, I just ate. And don't call me Shirley . . .

 

[Night Hawk]

Moves my hair to the side and out of my eyes

Barbershop? What's that?

I should probably get a haircut. But that's what the clippers in the drawer is for.

 

[Malpasowildlifer]

wow.....at least you have A barber in your....county!

 

[mtelkhntr]

A few months back, a fellow I work with comes and asks where I get my hair cut. Seems his hairdresser retired and was at a loss as to what to do. I told him the barber shop and street address then he asks for the phone number to make an appointment. I had to tell him no appointment necessary, just go in sit down and wait your turn. I got the old deer in the headlight look from him. How is it some 56 year old guy has never been to a "Barber"?

 

[Kanewpadle]

So I'm at the barbershop yesterday and A.C., the barber is telling everyone that will listen that he was driving home yesterday when a lady in the car next to him was driving and texting at the same time, says it made him so made he rolled down his window and threw his beer at her! Haircut day is never boring here!

Hey Joe, I thought you were bald!?

 

[don5]

Haircut?- I take that seriously now at my age. I am in the "preservation" stage. If I get it cut too short, it may not come back!

 

[zoom6zoom]

wow.....at least you have A barber in your....county!

Hey, there's gotta be some upside to living near a Marine base.

 

[tops]

There are people that have led sheltered lives and don't get to town very often. Larry

 

[feralmerril]

I was getting a haircut and heard I got killed!
Backstory: Christmas of 1960 I went ice fishing with a old relative. My folks drove out on the lake to see how we were doing. They lost the car in 14 ft of water. A week later I was helping to retrieve it. It was a VW and I stepped out of it on the ice. Of course my feet was wet and it was said my feet were sticking about 8 feet up in the air and I came down straight on my head. The folks said I wasnt even breathing for awhile. They held a fast prayer over me. It cold cocked me for about a half hour and I came to about when the folks got me to the hospital. A few days later I was getting my ears lowered and a guy asked another, Hey did ya hear about that feller that got killed pulling a VW out of lake poygan the other day?

 

[Gyrene6891]

Quit going to the barber, everytime I went I came out with more grey hair!

 

[quneur]

Moves my hair to the side and out of my eyes

Barbershop? What's that?

I should probably get a haircut. But that's what the clippers in the drawer is for.

I cut my own hair two days ago. While cleaning the clippers in the middle of it, I forgot to attach the guard. I'm now sporting the Buddist monk style.

 

[oberon]

I cut my own hair two days ago. While cleaning the clippers in the middle of it, I forgot to attach the guard. I'm now sporting the Buddist monk style.

Yeah? What's wrong wit' dat?
I've run that setup for several years now.
My barber is a pair of discount department store dog clippers.
Right down to the nubs.

 

[Badquaker]

I stopped going to the barbershop when I could no longer find someone to cut a decent flat top. I can cut a burr on my own. #2 on top, #1 on the sides.... done.