I'm that guy known in town for driving the Batmobiles. Two big black Mercuries with Commonwealth issued plates that phonetically spell "Batmobile." Best known cars in town.
We invented the sophisticated sport of "bat hunting" a few years back when my rural neighbor got several bats in his house. Plenty of beer to gain our courage, old hard hats for protection, flashlights and tennis rackets for weapons, we began the attack. Those bats are the size of a sparrow, but when flying around the house look the size of seagulls Anyway, we won the war and suffered the ill effects the whole next day