Big Money!

[THE PILGRIM]

Got this Email-
Attention:

The delivery report shows that the parcel envelope has been delivered to your destination.
Confirm receipt of ATM Master Card (US$5.5M) so as to instruct the issuing bank to release four-digit pin code for your personal use in any ATM machine.
Respectfully,
Emeka Ndu
(Mission to the United Nations)
Something went wrong!
I never actually got it,
And I was all set to buy all the RMs.
And a Loveless Chute Knife.
And a bunch of other stuff.

 

[Lee Barner]

I didn't get mine either. I blame the post office. Lee

 

[fiasconva]

Some guys have all the luck. I never get one of those.

 

[pmanton]

I got mine OK. I've got 10 RMs on order.

 

[CalifEd]

I got mine OK. I've got 10 RMs on order.

Uh Oh!
I see a bidding war on the horizon.

 

[ameridaddy]

I want to see the ATM that can dispense $5.5 million.

 

[lihpster]

I want to see the ATM that can dispense $5.5 million.

I think there's one in Lagos.

 

[johngalt]

I want to see the ATM that can dispense $5.5 million.

ATMs in Zimbabwe probably can.

 

[pharmer]

I must get 30 spam emails a day with everything imaginable that I have "won." Just need to put banking info to get paid. 90% of them are gibberish email addresses of sender with ".de" suffixes which I believe are from Germany. Being 100% Italian I guess they still have a beef with us. Joe

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Gosh you guys are lucky. My ATM has 3 bucks in it.