Blonde joke...

[loutent]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a
barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear the best dumb blonde joke ever?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . .

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate
and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah, not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"

 

[Texas Star]

T-Star

 

[Aussie44]

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car... A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so The snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,

"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."


Ken

 

[P&R Fan]

Blonde joke

Why do blondes wear ponytails?
It hides the valve stem.