Bob Hope told a story about appearing on one of the late night talk shows.
One of the other guests was the blind golf champion.
They got to talking in the green room while they were waiting to go on. Bob asks him why he is on the show. Guy says well, I'm the blind golf champion of the United States. Bob says, you know I play quite a bit of golf would you want to play sometime? Guy says that would be great. Hope says, you know I like to play for a little money. Guy says that would be fine.
Bob says, when do you want to play? Guy says I don't know, how about midnight tonight?
One of the other guests was the blind golf champion.
They got to talking in the green room while they were waiting to go on. Bob asks him why he is on the show. Guy says well, I'm the blind golf champion of the United States. Bob says, you know I play quite a bit of golf would you want to play sometime? Guy says that would be great. Hope says, you know I like to play for a little money. Guy says that would be fine.
Bob says, when do you want to play? Guy says I don't know, how about midnight tonight?