Bottom Feeding Lawyers

[dockmurgw]

Some of these guys will do anything for a buck.

 

[s&wchad]

 

[cherrypointmarine]

This is what really gets me about lawyers . A buddy had a son that wanted to go to school to be a vet . In his junior year he was taking classes at UCF . He was working for a vet that wrote him a letter that made him look like he walked on water . There's only so many vet schools around , not many at all . He finally went to school for animal husbandry .

Here's my thinking , it's harder to become a vet than a lawyer ? There's more law schools than Carter has little pills . Seems they'd want fewer lawyers and not hand out law degrees like crazy . I guess when you think about it , law schools rake in the money at the cost of people that think they'll become rich being lawyers .

 

[deadin]

One can be a bad lawyer and still make money.
A bad vet? Not so much..............

 

[jeffrefrig]

That OP comic reminds me of one with a German Shepherd looking at his master, saying “I can smell a gram of coke in a crack-girl’s pocket from across the airport terminal. Do you really think I believe that’s real bacon?”
Of course my words changed it to G-rating.

 

[Kiwi cop]

What do you call 100 lawyers on the Titanic?

A good start.

 

[LoboGunLeather]

In all fairness, only 95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad reputation.

 

[mick1213]

A gaggle of geese
A murder of crows
A liar of lawyers

 

[hsguy]

We all hate Lawyers until we need one and then are thankful for them.

 

[Shark Bait]

I worked with quite a few judges and lawyers at my last job. Fortunately most had a sense of humor because I frequently gave them a hard time. One of the judges was meeting with her attorneys and she asked me to close the door as I left. I reminded her that the attorneys could just crawl under it anyway.

 

[Greyman50]

What do you call a bus load of lawyers going off a cliff with 2 empty seats.
A crying shame….

 

[Bald1]

Ummmmmmmm you guys do realize there are a few lawyers on this forum right?

 

[wood714]

Y'all can say or think what you want about lawyers.

When your a 17 year old senior in high school being charged as an adult looking at a possible 40 year sentence on 4 felony charges, and a lawyer finds a mistake in the search warrant which caused all charges to be dropped. You'd feel a bit different about lawyers.

 

[DWalt]

This is what really gets me about lawyers . A buddy had a son that wanted to go to school to be a vet . In his junior year he was taking classes at UCF . He was working for a vet that wrote him a letter that made him look like he walked on water . There's only so many vet schools around , not many at all . He finally went to school for animal husbandry .

Here's my thinking , it's harder to become a vet than a lawyer ? There's more law schools than Carter has little pills . Seems they'd want fewer lawyers and not hand out law degrees like crazy . I guess when you think about it , law schools rake in the money at the cost of people that think they'll become rich being lawyers .

Many states have no accredited Vet medicine colleges. Most that do have only one. A few have two or three. Texas for a long time had only one - TAMU. More recently, Texas Tech started a Vet college, and that one was a long time in coming. Indeed, becoming a Vet, at least in the USA, is more difficult than any other medical-related discipline, certainly far more difficult than becoming a lawyer.

 

[Bro. Dave]

...from a personal viewpoint I'm glad for lawyers because they are the only folks that are more frequent targets of bad jokes than preachers...

 

[Rudi]

We all hate Lawyers until we need one and then are thankful for them.

They are like guns. When you really need one get a good one. Like a Smith & Wesson.

 

[375hh1973]

Ummmmmmmm you guys do realize there are a few lawyers on this forum right?

Realize?

More like COUNTING ON

 

[BC38]

What do you call 100 lawyers on the Titanic?

A good start.

I always heard it as 1000 lawyers, chained together, at the bottom of the ocean...
But same principle.

 

[glenwolde]

There are a lot of lawyers around. Too many I think, the market is saturated. I know two that have law degrees but gave up trying to actually work as one.

If you graduate from a top law school you're probably OK. Your prospects are a bit dimmer if you graduated from a smaller, lesser known, State school. But either way, it's up to you. There are people that do fine from the less popular schools and there are guys from Yale that fail.

Sharks never attack lawyers. Professional courtesy.

 

[biku324]

I've had good luck with lawyers, although there are huge differences in working professionals, as you might expect. New ADAs and rookie public defenders can be (dare I say it?) trying.

A good lawyer staved off a frivolous lawsuit against me from a whacko while the agency I worked in diddled and fiddled...

A good law firm made the agency I worked in obey Federal labor law and pay overtime that we had no choice but to work...

A good lawyer protected me from contractual interference from a guy trying to use his official position to cause me grief with my employer...

A good lawyer drafted and filed our will...

Q: Why do lawyers charge so much?
A: Because they're worth it!