CAJUNLAWYER
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A 50 year old walked into his boss's office and sat down, looking visibly upset. He tells the boss that he needs some time off and the boss asked why. The man replied that his wife suddenly passed away the night before and that he will need some time off.
The boss looked at him and said with great sympathy, you've been a valued employee and I know how devoted you were to her. Take as much time as you need. Can you give me an idea as to when you might be back?
The man looked up at him and replied " If I make parole, my lawyer says about 8 years".
The boss looked at him and said with great sympathy, you've been a valued employee and I know how devoted you were to her. Take as much time as you need. Can you give me an idea as to when you might be back?
The man looked up at him and replied " If I make parole, my lawyer says about 8 years".
)))) Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Necco, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 191 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to Pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.
