Caje's joke O D Day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

At a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Alabama man who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body!? I don"t even know who you are!"

The Alabama man smiled and said, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

 

[brucev]

Wicked!!! Sincerely. bruce.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Street legal advice

If you ever get handcuffed by the police, smile and ask him what the safe word is.

 

[6518John]

I think the scotch flows early on the bayou when the courthouse is closed.

 

[mick1213]

I don't care who you are, this is funny

 

[SPEEDGUNNER]

That's funny!! Thanks for the smile this holiday morning!!

 

[dasnake]

How dis???????????

If you ever get handcuffed by the police, smile and ask him what the safe word is.

SCREW OFF PIG, I DID'NT DO ANYTHING, HEY YOU, FILM THIS, POLICE HARASSMENT

 

[Skeptic 9c]

I think the scotch flows early on the bayou when the courthouse is closed.

I don't think they drink poisonous Red Yankee Whiskey, I suspect it's an untaxed clear corn product.

Geoff
Who gets one pint per week for medicinal purposes.

 

[Harrison]

I fear this attempt at humor may be crude, unPC and/or misogynistic.

 

[CajunBass]

If you ever get handcuffed by the police, smile and ask him what the safe word is.

Ok. The first joke was funny, but this one...Well, it's in another class entirely.

 

[Mule Packer]

I fear this attempt at humor may be crude, unPC and/or misogynistic.

Yep...and ain't that GREAT!!!

 

[Doug627]

A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday.

She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." " Nope, I'm 47."

Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks a senior gentleman the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands on your breasts. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."

He begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?" He completes one last squeeze, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 47."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?" "Promise," she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

 

[Old Arkansawyer]

Nor putting you down, but, that joke is at least 60 years old. Are
those jokes just now making the rounds in La (lower Arkansas)?

 

[Mule Packer]

Nor putting you down, but, that joke is at least 60 years old. Are
those jokes just now making the rounds in La (lower Arkansas)?

Well, I don't know whether or not they're just making the rounds in Louisiana, but I'll tell ya, it's the first time it made it to this little corner of Utah.