Caje's Joke O D day

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Whay did the daddy buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bye son.

Don't blame me-management has taken down the last two Jokes O D Day so I figured I'd better walk it back a bit and then work back up

 

[Protocall_Design]

There's a dad joke for you...

 

[Peak53]

That's kind of like reloading - start low (very low in this case) and work your way up until you get the reaction you want

 

[SS336]

Don't blame me-management has taken down the last two Jokes O D Day so I figured I'd better walk it back a bit and then work back up

I can see why. That is just…..hilarious.

 

[Onomea]

So, ya know why the cowboy got a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little dogie...

 

[Rustyt1953]

A two-fer...

 

[UncleEd]

"Bye son"

I don't get it.

Caje, using your lawyerly
skills, could you please
dissect and explain what's
so funny in 500 words
or less?

And shouldn't it be
"Bye, son?"

 

[Chuck24]

Read these to my wife, now she has yet another reason to think I'm an idiot

 

[MTC(SS)Ret]

That's terri-bull

 

[Rustyt1953]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRUTHGLu9s[/ame]

 

[johngalt]

A (insert your favorite ethnicity) pilot and co-pilot came in for a landing.

They touched down, and before they could stop, they went off the other end and into the grass. Finally the plane came to a stop.

They breathed a sigh of relief, and pilot said "Wow, that was the shortest runway I've ever seen!"

The co-pilot replied, "Yeah, but did you see how wide it was?"

 

[dasnake]

For me.......

Daddy tomato, momma tomato, and baby tomato are out for a walk, baby is lagging behind, daddy stops and says.......................




Ket-chup.

 

[Harrison]

Finally, a really good joke of the day. Hand Salute

 

[Beemerguy53]

How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on it...

 

[oldbrownhat]

"Bye son"

I don't get it.

Caje, using your lawyerly
skills, could you please
dissect and explain what's
so funny in 500 words
or less?

And shouldn't it be
"Bye, son?"

"A joke, like a frog, does not fare well when dissected."

 

[Beemerguy53]

"Bye son"

I don't get it.

Caje, using your lawyerly
skills, could you please
dissect and explain what's
so funny in 500 words
or less?

And shouldn't it be
"Bye, son?"

Bye son...bison...

 

[Beemerguy53]

Two truck drivers from [insert favorite state here] arrive at an underpass marked WARNING! 12'6" HIGH

They get out and look at their trailer, which is marked 13'6".

One trucker says to the other "What do you think?"

His partner looks around and says: "I don't see any cops...let's go for it!"

 

[swsig]

One of the most hilarious jokes from the 1930s:

A woman walks up to a clerk in a grocery store and asks, "Do you have any kiddley beans here?"

The clerk responds, "Kiddley beans?"

The woman says, "Yes, kiddley beans."

The clerk says, "I think you meant kidney beans."

The woman, now annoyed, exclaims, "Yes! That is exactly what I meant. I said kiddley beans, diddle I?!

Thigh-Slapping Comedy Gold!

 

[crazyphil]

The little boy came home from Sunday School.
Mother asked him what he learned.
He said we learned a song about a cross-eyed bear named Gladly.

 

[crazyphil]

A very old comic strip, Mutt and Jeff were digging a hole.
The local Priest came by and asked what they were doing.
Mutt said our donkey died and were digging a hole to bury him.
The Priest said the correct biblical name is not donkey it's A**
Later a friend came by and again asked what they were doing.
Jeff said if I told you, you would never believe it.