fiasconva
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Sage advice but I have one question: How many times have you been married? 
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Caje's marital advice for the newly wed
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beach elvis
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One of the sagest wisdoms that I've ever received was imparted to me by an 80-or-so-year old man at 9AM in a pub in Birmingham, England…
"A woman marries a man, thinking he'll change. A man marries a woman, thinking she won't."
"A woman marries a man, thinking he'll change. A man marries a woman, thinking she won't."
MsNative and I get along to where the occasional busting of chops is never taken personally.
That said she would be happy to iron my shorts if asked as long as I was wearing them at the time.
I remember my Mom's cousin whose wife not only ironed his boxer shorts. She starched them quite stiff as well. He wanted everything with extra heavy starch. When getting dressed he would inspect his shirt (always white) carefully before donning it. If he found the tiniest imperfection he would throw it in the floor and get another. Yet they stayed married for a lifetime.
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CAJUNLAWYER
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Just once. Early on we had a deal that whoever left had to take the kids. That worked until they all left home. Now it's just Meh...**** it, pass the ketchup pleaseSage advice but I have one question: How many times have you been married?
Grayfox
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I was married to an Italian woman for 33 years.
If you know, no explanation is necessary.
If you don't, consider yourself lucky.
If you know, no explanation is necessary.
If you don't, consider yourself lucky.
Women live longer than men because they don't have wives!
.38SuperMan
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That didn't work the first time. Married a beauty the second time and we've passed 31 years now.
.38SuperMan
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I did that and agree it was the best day of my life. The only thing I missed, she took my Porsche
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