Changing lanes? "Use yah blinkah".

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Don’t Laugh and Drive: U.S. Cracks Down on Funny Highway Warnings

Federal officials want states to “use good judgment” and avoid humorous highway signs that may confuse or distract drivers. State officials say witty signs “break through the noise.”

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...In recent years, drivers across the country have chuckled (or groaned) at the humorous safety messages that have popped up on America’s highways. In Massachusetts, there was the inevitable play on the Boston accent: “Changing lanes? Use Yah Blinkah.”

Iowa’s Department of Transportation tried out: “Texting & Driving? Oh Cell No!”

New Jersey paid tribute to Bruce Springsteen, warning drivers: “Slow Down. This Ain’t Thunder Road.”

...One sign that drew widespread attention in Mississippi referred to the lyrics of the hit Taylor Swift song “Anti-Hero”: “Texting and Driving? Say It: I’m the Problem. It’s Me.”

Another popular one, Mr. Katool said, referred to the “Star Wars” television show “The Mandalorian,” declaring: “Baby Yoda Uses the Force But Still Needs a Car Seat.”

...New Jersey has a tradition of using humorous signs like: “We’ll be blunt, don’t drive high,” and “Get your head out of your apps..."

But federal officials say some of the attempts at humor have gone too far and could be distracting or misunderstood.

In the latest edition of the federal standards for highway signs... officials warned that messages “with obscure or secondary meanings, such as those with popular culture references” or those that are “intended to be humorous,” should not be used...​
Sigh... Seems to me we need all the humor we can get these days.
 
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Using any “ device” while driving should have same consequences as drunk driving....
I think this should be extended to "infotainment screens", esp. if they include operating controls. But I admit my "ancient" 2011 Ranger doesn't include such frippery so I have no direct experience with them. Some folks here have more modern vehicles and may find them OK once you get used to them.
 
The problem in Houston is if you turn on your blinker the next car in your intended lane will quickly speed up to cut you off.

I really want an early 2000's beater truck with a dash-cam so I can let people just hit me and not care. Get a brush guard and have some spikes welded on it. Maybe I can hook me an Audi quarter-panel. Maybe the spikes need barbs....
 
My wife's Highlander has a lane keeping feature where if you try to change laned without using the blinker, the car fights you. Pisses me off so when I drive, I turn it off which in turn pisses my wife off. And life goes on.......

So please explain to us what offends you so much about using your blinker.

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I think this should be extended to "infotainment screens", esp. if they include operating controls. But I admit my "ancient" 2011 Ranger doesn't include such frippery so I have no direct experience with them. Some folks here have more modern vehicles and may find them OK once you get used to them.

My daughter's 2005 Prius hjas too much stuff controlled by the touch screen. I don't care for it. Give me knobs and buttons for the heater and radio.
 
Back on topic. I like the humourous signs. They cut through the noise and make you think about the message. I'd guess that only a few people are confused by them but they're the people who are confused by everything.
 
To be honest..

Bought a new truck a few years ago. Had been driving my old one for 21 years.

Almost wrecked the new truck twice trying to use the computer thing. I have to put on reading glasses to drive it to see all the controls. It's a steep learning curve.

It's a dangerous road out there!


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T... I have to put on reading glasses to drive it to see all the controls. It's a steep learning curve. ...
I don't have a new vehicle to use for comparison, but I know that the controls I regularly use, like heat/defrost, lights etc. I can adjust by feel with only the slightest glance. Having to read a screen for such things would be distracting.
 
My wife's Highlander has a lane keeping feature where if you try to change laned without using the blinker, the car fights you. Pisses me off so when I drive, I turn it off which in turn pisses my wife off. And life goes on.......

So please explain to us what offends you so much about using your blinker.

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I can't answer for CAJ, but for me personally I don't like a vehicle's computer making decisions for me. I disable/turn-off most of the "nanny-controls" in all of my vehicles.

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