handejector
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No dead body? Good for you. 
CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All I can say is wow. The hundred dollar bill is a real bonus and all those bullets may come in handy moving forward.
Kinda like checking the couch for change !
Kinda like checking the couch for change !
Surprised there was room for a lawyer in there.
Was the dead MOL in there with the cane?
When is Old Blue going up for sale on the Forum?
I'll place the first bid: $10
Was the dead MOL in there with the cane?
When is Old Blue going up for sale on the Forum?
I'll place the first bid: $10
Sistema1927
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I bet that $100 bill would test positive for cocaine. We know that you have a rough clientele.
Go on back, you forgot Angus.
Ivan the Butcher
Member
A couple of months ago, I cleaned the old (2000) Silverado out to trade it in, I have a pile in the garage where my wife's car is suppose to go! It will take a magician to get it back in the new (2014)Silverado. I have until October first to get her car back in the garage!!!
When I cleaned out "The Tan Tank" (1979 tan 4x4 Suburban w/325,000 miles on it) in 1999, It took 3 hours to get less than half of your stuff out! No money found, and just a few loose rounds of about 20 different ammos. And absolutely, no ties or dress cloths of any kind! Lots of dead flashlights. If I looked at the gas pedal, I could see the road going by! Maybe that hole is where all the good stuff went! I did cut the winch & mounting bumper and trailer hitch off.
Oh, the memories of trucks gone by!
Ivan
When I cleaned out "The Tan Tank" (1979 tan 4x4 Suburban w/325,000 miles on it) in 1999, It took 3 hours to get less than half of your stuff out! No money found, and just a few loose rounds of about 20 different ammos. And absolutely, no ties or dress cloths of any kind! Lots of dead flashlights. If I looked at the gas pedal, I could see the road going by! Maybe that hole is where all the good stuff went! I did cut the winch & mounting bumper and trailer hitch off.
Oh, the memories of trucks gone by!
Ivan
Please don't tell us Old Blue is going away! I had the pleasure of making her acquaintance at the SWCA meeting in Baton Rouge. Did you forget to list the 2x4's tied to the roof!
Gary:
Probably shouldn't drive ol blue through Washington DC....IIRC they once arrested a guy who had a single spent shotgun shell in his vehicle. I can't imagine what they would think of your inventory!!
Best Regards, Les
Probably shouldn't drive ol blue through Washington DC....IIRC they once arrested a guy who had a single spent shotgun shell in his vehicle. I can't imagine what they would think of your inventory!!
Best Regards, Les
HOUSTON RICK
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Something like this:
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I have a pair of thumb cuffs around here somewhere, and my key ring always has a cuff key on it.
Leslie Sapp
Member
My wife is dying laughing! She agrees with me that you are my brother from another mother!
She did say that as tight as I am it would be very unlike me to misplace a 100 dollar bill.
Her final comment: " At least he cleaned out his truck."
She did say that as tight as I am it would be very unlike me to misplace a 100 dollar bill.
Her final comment: " At least he cleaned out his truck."
vigil617
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Five hundred cash for the lot, and you can keep the crumpled up bill. Deal?
I had to giggle about the cane from the dead mother-in-law, as my mind flashed on a scenario that probably didn't happen.
I had to giggle about the cane from the dead mother-in-law, as my mind flashed on a scenario that probably didn't happen.
I have never owned a vehicle that would carry that much stuff. I can't even get a pair of gloves into the glove box of my Lincoln.
I don't think you're telling us everything. It's hard to believe you didn't find at least one french fry and some ketchup packets in there! ... and no toilet paper??? 
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CAJUNLAWYER
Member
Alas one has rotted off......
S&Wchad I forgot about the two rolls of shop towels
As far as the ketchup packets and french fries, since I went KETO I have not had the pleasure of fries and ketchup in several years so I suspect any that were left got purges in one of the periodic "front seat purges" when I needed space for a passenger
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What? No puppies or kittens?
REM 3200
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I don't think you're telling us everything. It's hard to believe you didn't find at least one french fry and some ketchup packets in there! ... and no toilet paper???
Lord A 'mighty Caj !
What does your desk look like?
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I don't think you're telling us everything. It's hard to believe you didn't find at least one french fry and some ketchup packets in there! ... and no toilet paper???
Was that taken after he cleaned it up?
It's a mean man indeed that steals an old woman's cane. Now go put the $100 bill on her grave to show her that you are sorry.
