CAJUNLAWYER
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Raising cattle builds character.
Working cattle builds vocabulary.
Working cattle builds vocabulary.
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Cowboy wisdom
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Watching Jerry Jones run the Cowboys builds ulcers.
My favorite piece of cowboy wisdom is... Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
Mamas don't let your babies be cowboys. They'll never stay home and they're always alone. Even with someone they love.
THE PILGRIM
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Leave Gates and Toilet seats the way your find them.
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Protocall_Design
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Always ride in the middle in the pickup truck. That way you don't have to drive or open and close the gates.
cowboy4evr
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Taking a child out of a cattle drive is about as much help as 3 good men left home . Regards Paul
Ivan the Butcher
Member
Don't drink downstream from the herd!
THE PILGRIM
Member
It is written - Temptation, yield not to it!
Especially if she’s Married!
Especially if she’s Married!
If you're going to cheat, make sure she's better than the one at home at home because you may end up spending a lot of time with her.....
There's a guy I once cowboyed with that always did that. He'd always smart off with the remark, "The real cowboy always rides in the middle," and when we'd climb in the truck, sure enough, he'd always get in the middle, leaving me to open and close the gates.
One afternoon, we cured him of that. I happened to be riding next to the window on the passenger side, as usual, and this kid, as always, was in the middle. We had to go into town to pick up something. We were in the middle of a busy downtown, cars all around us, and stopped at a red light. I bent way over putting my head in my lap, where other cars couldn't see me, making it look like this character was snuggled up next to the driver. After a few weird stares from other drivers, this kid finally caught on and started thumping me on the back. "Get up!! Get up!!" he yelled. I was laughing so hard I couldn't have straightened up if I had wanted to. The light finally turned green and I resumed my regular sitting position. But...that clown never insisted on sitting in the middle after that.
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A couple of cows were smoking some weed and playing cards.
That’s right. The steaks were pretty high…
Cowboy neglect?
That’s right. The steaks were pretty high…
Cowboy neglect?
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Not much use for an ox in todays world. Castrating calves builds herd management.
