Damn clown

[vsraptor]

Ok. I went to the circus with the family. This clown hoes to the audience opposite me and picks one guy to follow him, the walks and picks another, then he walks over in my direction and picks me to go to the center ring with him. Now I have a full size m&p at 4 o'clock in a Galco v-hawk. I'm nervous as hell. There is no telling what is about to happen. So as I get out of my seat and walk by the clown, I leaned in close and told him. I said " I'm carrying a concealed weapon". I just knew that if I tried to wave him off, it would happen. So I went with the joke. And I told him, he said just don't move around a bunch. So I got up and danced with the clown infrint of the audience while ccw. I had fun, with the clown and didn't drop or show my weapon off. I asked my wife when I got say back down if you could tell. She said no other than she knew why I kept pulling my shirt down.

 

[ATF]

Yeah clowns and guns heard that one before

 

[USAF385]

Crazy. Glad you had fun and it went well.

I find, however, a stern "no" with forceful, direct eye contact makes even the most aggressive clown, magician, or whatever turn their attention elsewhere. Most people in such professions realize not everyone will play along and won't push you.

 

[Roadtrash]

I never liked clowns. Those that dress in costumes and then the everyday clowns you meet on the street, I don't like them either.

 

[DeathGrip]

Never trust the clown. He's up to mischief.

Never trust the Joker. He's up to deception.

Never trust the Minstrel. He plays for the Jester.

Never trust the Jester. He thinks he's the clown.

 

[galena]

If you are ever attacked by a group of vicious clowns always go for the juggler.

 

[tinman931]

I hate clowns. They creep me out.

 

[K Frame Keith]

Clowns....enough said.

 

[GatorFarmer]

Never, ever, go anywhere with a man in a clown suit. No good guys will come of it. And it was a lie, there was no candy in that van!

 

[shouldazagged]

If you are ever attacked by a group of vicious clowns always go for the juggler.

Go to your room. And wipe that grin off your face.

 

[timn8er]

If you are ever attacked by a group of vicious clowns always go for the juggler.

Since Snubby's not around I'll have to do the honors:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCc-RWIp7XU:D

 

[bigride]

Gotta say it. You could conceal anything wearing a clown suit.

Just pretend this is witty.

 

[5Wire]

I hate clowns. They creep me out.

The term for that is "Coulrophobia".

 

[ditrina]

If you are ever attacked by a group of vicious clowns always go for the juggler.

BOOOOO
HISSSS

 

[keith44spl]

We clowns get a bad rap.....We're jest a fun lovin bunch





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[JohnSW]

A few years ago, I saw a documentary about a particular circus. I found it ironic that the clown was on anti-depression medication. Laughing on the outside...

 

[sheepdawg]

I thought this was going to be a thread about our government.

 

[jlrhiner]

What's the best round for clowns?

 

[wnwitzell]

Did someone mention Killer Klowns From Outer Space?

Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[the ringo kid]

Never trust the clown. He's up to mischief.

Never trust the Joker. He's up to deception.

Never trust the Minstrel. He plays for the Jester.

Never trust the Jester. He thinks he's the clown.

AKA--your average run-of-the-mill poltican.