On Monday I had an appointment to see my dentist who I started going to when he started his practice some 30 years ago. His new dental assistant took me to a new machine the likes of which I had never seen before. It had what looked like a helmet that a patient could stand under. The assistant told me it would take a panoramic X-ray of my head.
Before I got under the helmet the assistant asked me to take off my glasses and then she asked me, "Is there anything you want to remove from your mouth?", to which I replied immediately, "Yeah, my foot."
She must be wondering what kind of wise guys the dentist has for patients.
Before I got under the helmet the assistant asked me to take off my glasses and then she asked me, "Is there anything you want to remove from your mouth?", to which I replied immediately, "Yeah, my foot."
She must be wondering what kind of wise guys the dentist has for patients.