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In my day we had to do everything by feel......
In my day we had to do everything by feel......
Do we really need this?
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. If the government bought it it would cost the tax payers $100,000Sounds like something the Air Force would buy to put on the new Air Force One.
It probably tests your poop and sends the info to Fauci as to whether or not you have Covid. Thanks but, no thanks. I want to look for a very old one and fix it up so I don't have to worry about flushing multiple times.
I hate to disagree...Those were not the good ole cold nights and stinking hot days...but a George Jetson automatic *** wiper ain't necessary either...Bet I know a bunch of kids would have a lottafun with onea these things though...Just think back to when you were 8,9 or 10 Not just hot dog...but Yee Haw! I woulda wore that thing out watching the fountain...and probably taught my dog how to get a drink
I don't know about a $9900 "smart" toilet, but the $300 or so that I spent on a bidet seat was some of the best-spent money ever. Yes heated seat, yes heated water that sprays your butt clean, yes warm air for drying, and yes a remote so that you don't have to grope around for controls behind you. If you haven't used one you don't know that you're living like a caveman.
I've seen those. The lid goes up when you approach and when you stand up it flushes and the lid goes down.There is a control panel on the wall. Read it carefully BEFORE you sit. You make a mistake on that thing and you can get hurt.
Side note: In 1967 I bought my first house. Only a small 2-1-1, about 20 years old, 1100 sq ft. But it was clean and in good shape in a fair middle class hood.
I paid $8K for it. Sold it 3 years later for $8,500.00.Thought I made a killing.
I now live in 4-3-4. 2300 sq ft. About 1/4 M.
Times, they are a changing.
Side note: In 1967 I bought my first house. Only a small 2-1-1, about 20 years old, 1100 sq ft. But it was clean and in good shape in a fair middle class hood.
I paid $8K for it. Sold it 3 years later for $8,500.00.Thought I made a killing.
I now live in 4-3-4. 2300 sq ft. About 1/4 M.
Times, they are a changing.
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Solar-powered and Prop.65 compliant, of course."There would be an app for that" of course. And a catchy dance routine advert at the next Apple Event: "The iCrap App / Updates While You Nap..."
@Tom K: Yes, a reasonably-priced un-smart bidet might be something to consider. is yours a Toto? I have regular Toto dual-flush and have found them to be excellent.
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I saw that movie at a theater when it came out in the late 'fifties. Great film and funny at the time, but I'll bet it hasn't aged well like so many others. I'm not sure it would be worth watching today.
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This sounds like one of those Japanese toilets you see advertisements for on YT. Wait until they put an Alexa in one...you can have a conversation with an AI while that AI gathers all sorts of unfortunate and disgusting information.
But wait! There is one that tops this. The Japanese toilet that will actually give you an enema! Why? Because nothing compares with the hybrid merging of a bidet and a waterpik.
Our world is doomed.
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"There would be an app for that" of course. And a catchy dance routine advert at the next Apple Event: "The iCrap App / Updates While You Nap..."
@Tom K: Yes, a reasonably-priced un-smart bidet might be something to consider. is yours a Toto? I have regular Toto dual-flush and have found them to be excellent.
This is the bidet seat that we bought back in December 2020. It's actually $20 less now than when we bought it. [ame]https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01BGWA48S/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1[/ame]
I honestly don't use the warm air for drying very often, a little TP does the job quicker. What we did find is that the heated seat part is essential. I cringe any more when I have to use a toilet somewhere other than home, dreading that shock of cold when I sit down. It's just so uncivilized! So much so that I added just a heated seat to our other bathroom's toilet. (We didn't want guests have to figure out how to use the bidet features.) [ame]https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0764RK3SY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1[/ame]
A Complete Guide to Bidet Enemas (How-to Guide, Efficacy) – Home Improvement Dude
That's not sanitation, that's "waterbutting"!
I HAD to look it up, of course.
A Complete Guide to Bidet Enemas (How-to Guide, Efficacy)
Not. Going. There.
Adding a bidet attachment to an existing toilet makes sense. But I've never had qualms about a "cold" toilet seat, at least indoors. My bathrooms are about the same temp. as the rest of the house and the seats are comfortable. But YMMV
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That's not sanitation, that's "waterbutting"!I HAD to look it up, of course.
A Complete Guide to Bidet Enemas (How-to Guide, Efficacy)
Not. Going. There.
A turkey baster is cheaper.
During my brother's first stay in China he sent this with "send more socks!"
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During my brother's first stay in China he sent this with "send more socks!"
Indeed foul.
No fouls. He kept it within the field of play.
During my brother's first stay in China he sent this with "send more socks!"
Put a showerhead on the wall and a small sink in the corner and you have a 9 sq. ft. bathroom. Maybe not acceptable to us, but it would save space. When you have to find housing for a billion people, some of whom are 2 years away from not having indoor plumbing, your standards may change. Of course I'd bet that Xi has a very nice "throne".
South Park did an episode about Japanese toilets and the toilet paper manufacturers trying to take out the people advocating for them
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