Do you barter for ammo?

[medxam]

As you know, ammunition is GETTING SCARCE! This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of varying calibers. On the way home, I stopped at a gas station where a drop dead blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my SUV and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy"! "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo"? I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo do you have"?

medxam

 

[Lee Barner]

WELL: what kind did she have???????? lee

 

[G-Mac]

Please see my tag line.

And yes...I have taken ammo in trade for welding work.

 

[walnutred]

One of my other hobbies is sailing. There is an old joke that goes:

A sailor was leaving the marina one evening and by the exit was a hooker with a sign that said "I'll do anything for $20". He opened the car door for her, turned around and drove back to the boat. When they got to the boat he handed the hooker a rag, a bottle and $20 and said "Here, wax my boat."

 

[doublesharp]

and the old nursing home gag...

granny flashes a male resident, throws open her robe and exclaims "Super Sex!"

the old man listened and thought for a moment. He replied "what kind of soup do you have?"