Doctor visit....

[sipowicz]

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg!"

 

[diamonback68]

Groan, boo hiss!

 

[snubbyfan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCc-RWIp7XU

 

[Rustyt1953]

Salad shooter?

 

[shouldazagged]

You are evil, twisted, depraved, and devoid of redeeming social value.

I really appreciate that in a person.

 

[kozmic]

Speaking of doctor's offices....Wait for it....


Mrs. sip must have a lot of patience.

 

[G.T. Smith]

Good one! That makes me feel better for some of the less than successful attempts at levity I have made.
Peace,
gordon

 

[rimfired]

Could be Romaine, she's been goin'n around....

 

[carpriver]

Sure hope things work out.

 

[REM 3200]

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg!"

You forgot the drum roll and cymbal crash.

 

[STCM(SW)]

Why did I open this thread.......

 

[pawncop]

OK you started it!!

The ball seemed to grow larger, then it hit me.

 

[rimfired]

Please Lettuce alone!

 

[wilkoi]

Lettuce alone!

 

[ironhead7544]

A guy goes to a psychiatrist and get diagnosed as a kleptomaniac.

He say, "Gee Doc, is there anything I can take for it?"

 

[wbraswell]

Want my opinion, pull my finger.