Does anyone name their guns?

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I don't name guns individually, but if I'm telling a story, I'll say, "so I pulled my Roscoe".......
 
Naming inanimate objects has a rich history. All ships are named. By giving a race car a number you are actually naming it. Giving guns names is historic. Few people live with their guns daily and if they do, such as EDC, they seldom use them. Old timers who use a particular tool on daily basis do often name their tool. If you think this and anyone who does so, wears pick undergarments, then I will name a few sissy men that named their guns. Davy Crocket's rifle was "Betsy", Daniel Boone's favorite heavy rifle was "Tick Licker". A famous member of the 101st Airborne in WW 2 called his Browning M1919 "Jiving Joan", he carried it and used it throughout the campaign. An unknown mountain man used a 16 bore muzzle loading rifle he named "Knock Em Stiff". An who can forget that panty waist character named Hugh Glass who named his rifle "Bull Thrower". He only traveled the West looking to regain his lost rifle, 200 miles of which he crawled on his belly through the worst cactus patches the west had to offer. Dang light weight characters.
 
my favorite Ithaca model 37, 20 gauge bird gun is " Old Quail Killer" in improved cylinder, I paid $65.00 for it used.. because 2 guys I knew wanted one.. then turned it down after I called them up & told them I'd found & bought one... but it was a lil rough, so I took it bird hunting on the place the next day.. I got 7 quail with eight shots.. My lil Browning A5 20 got retired... so did all of the 12 gauges... except for my grandpa's old Win model 97.. it got used the 1st day of every quail & dove season in tribute to the old man...That Ithaca is a joy to carry all day & swings sweet on birds.

The next day one of the guys showed up wanting to look at it... I told him to forget it, I was keeping it... then the second guy did the same... it seems like both were intent on beating me down on the price...

Heck since that 1st day using it in the field 1985.. I've killed hundreds & hundreds of quail, doves, a few pheasants & every turkey I've ever killed here in Missouri. Old Quail Killer will be inherited byone of the kids after I'm gone...
 
No I don't name my guns, but did get a chuckle checking my Sig P938 on to a flight yesterday. The woman gate agent, said "This ones got the baby in it"
 
My old IPSC pistol is named Frankenstein. It started life as a Government Combat series 70 and was built into a "race" gun a part at a time as I could afford it!
 
only once in the family...

Only one has been named in my family... my late father was a fan of history and had named his EDC Model 66 "Ol Betsy" probably for historical reasons... he used it for IPSC competition and even squirrel hunting... when he passed it was a cherished item by all in the family... but my younger brother got it... which was fine... my father had already given me a NIB Model 19 for my 21st birthday... I still enjoy going to the range with my brother and shooting Betsy... one of the smoothest triggers I have had the privilege of squeezing, made that way from lots of rounds put down range... miss the man more than the gun as it should be... but the gun is a touch stone to a wonderful man
 
I'm not a namer of things, especially things that have names already.

For example, if you only have one dog, then 'dog' is sufficient.

EDIT to add: One of my favorite jokes is...

If you have a three-legged dog you would call him Tripod. What do you call a dog with no legs?

You can call him anything you want; he ain't gonna come.
 
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Of the hundreds of guns I have owned only a few ever got a name and those I used with regularity. My pre war Colt Woodsman that I have drug all over the west for the last 40 years was given a name by one of my kids. She named it "Cridder Getter". My old Winchester model 70 30-06 that I have used for the same length of time became known by my hunting companions as "The Winch". And my first trap gun was given its name by a fellow competitor. He named it "Ole One in a Row". I gave a friends bull barreled 243 a name it has lived with forever. I called it "Lightning" because it never struck twice in the same spot. My boone companions called my pre war Winchester 94 carbine "Hit and Miss" for obvious reasons.
 
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No it's a little too redneck for me however while I was helping instruct the firearms portion of a recent police academy I carried my daily duty gun which happens to be a 3" 624. Cadets called it Thors Hammer. Because it was so big and heavy compared to all the Glocks, M&Ps etc. I thought it sounded cool.
 
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