[FONT=Noto Sans, sans-serif]Dog Rules: 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can only get on the old furniture. 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep in bed with the humans. 6. Ok, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever [/FONT][FONT=Noto Sans, sans-serif]it[/FONT][FONT=Noto Sans, sans-serif] want[/FONT][FONT=Noto Sans, sans-serif]s[/FONT][FONT=Noto Sans, sans-serif], but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.[/FONT]
Dog Rules
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Dog will drag covers to his spot and they're his forever.
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I misread the title. Thought it said "dogs rule"... oh, wait - that's in the text.
Beat you by less than a minute. Great minds.
I showed this to my cats. They were completely indifferent.
I have hard and fast rules about dogs on furniture. I enforce them with an iron fist. My wife however claims to not notice the big headed 90lb Pitbull on the couch next to her.
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Dolly up there shootin' gangsta style!
Many years ago I lived in a very small apartment. It was still O dark hundred when I heard a loud thump followed by a woman's voice saying" *&%$$# Jerry, that's the last time Vicky sleeps between us!"
Later that morning the next door neighbors came out with Vicky who turned out to be a Great Dane.
Later that morning the next door neighbors came out with Vicky who turned out to be a Great Dane.
My son brought his unruly dog to my house for the first time. It doesn't know how to deal with me at its place. When it came in, I stopped it and said, "My house, my rules." It was very well behaved for most of the day until the grandkids--who are worse than the dog--came and then it jumped on the couch. One "Bennett, GET DOWN" was all it took to put it back into behaved mode.
You mean he didn't start boogeying?
JcMack
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^^^ That is one hellofa tail! ^^^
Even John Wick broke after only one night.
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